Tork Rosenvinge

This pale blue dot too shall pass.

[Tork Rosenvinge @thorkildsvend]

@CigarThoughts @JacsonBevens Bobo Fetch 💪🏼

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

RIP: Arman Soldin, from Sarajevo to reporting on Ukraine's front lines.

@AFP's Ukraine video coordinator Arman Soldin was killed on 9 May near Chasiv Yar in eastern Ukraine. The AFP team came under fire with Grad rockets while they were with a group of Ukrainian soldiers. Soldin, 32, was killed when a rocket struck close to him. The rest of the team was not injured

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

Elon Musk went from being the Henry Ford of our generation (admired carmaker, brilliant salesman) to being the Henry Ford of our generation (conspiracy theorist, Nazi-enabler)

[Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger]

sir a second me just started telling u about 9/11

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something unpleasant after a period of relief.

[Dan Hanzus @DanHanzus]

🧠 🙌

[Tork Rosenvinge @thorkildsvend]

@greggrosenthal That wasn’t Pete. It was the Mariners’ manager in a Pete Halloween costume. Couldn’t fool the ref though 🤷🏼‍♂️

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

Michael Myers walked so that Jamie Lee Curtis could run

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

A second can of soup has just hit Van Gogh’s Sunflowers

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

NEW STUDY: Being in a union means a $1.3 million increase in lifetime earnings – larger than the average gains from getting a college degree.

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

MAN: I'm depressed. My best years are behind me and nothing makes me laugh anymore.

DOCTOR: I'm prescribing you 50mg of Zoloft. Pagliacci is in town but don't waste your money, I saw him last night and he's a washed-up hack

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Overnight Oats sounds like the name of a racehorse who sucks

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Damn guuuurl, is your ass declassified? 'Cause I was just thinkin' about it.

[trash jones @jzux]

me talking to Jesus when i eat that little cracker

[J Chris @BlacktrickEwing]

ESPN being too quiet about Brett Favre…. We saw Vick dogfighting coverage headlines for months, this is considerably worse.

[retroarchetype.bsky.social @RetroArchetype]

Me explaining military time: So it goes up to 24 and then it starts again from the beginning
Leonardo DiCaprio: Sounds perfect.

[Mary N. @MaryNumair]

Me: I’m gonna use this Apple Watch to create healthier habits!!

Apple Watch: hey u, don’t forget to breathe 🌞

Me: don’t forget to shut the fuck up, arm computer

[Mary D @IncognitoBanski]

Matt Gaetz thinks a student loan is when he shares his girlfriend.

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

So the FBI raid on Mar a Lago was just a fission expedition?