Honey Rabbit

I teach 5th grade and I’m in a band. These are my thoughts too dark for Facebook.

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

.@GeorgiaPower: As a rate-paying customer, I'm outraged your lobbyists at @Edison_Electric attempted to block @EPA's common-sense limits on power plant pollution. Stop using money from MY energy bill to kill critical climate action. #UtilityMomentofTruth

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

I get Minnie and Mickey as a couple but how did Donald ever score a chick like daisy he does NOT deserve her (been watching a lot of Mickey and the roadster racers lately)

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

Receptionist engages in emotional affair with her coworker. Their love blossoms over bullying their neurodivergent colleague.

[Thom Hartmann @Thom_Hartmann]

2/ Six Republicans on the Supreme Court just announced — a story that has largely flown under the nation’s political radar — that they’ll consider pre-rigging the presidential election of 2024.

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

The craziest part of the new stranger things is that any of those girls in 1987 could get an abortion if they needed to and we can’t.

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

@Jo_Frost We make mindfulness part of our 5th grade SE learning and I highly recommend it! Even when they don’t seem to be buying in, later you find out… they were listening. As is often the case with kids!

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

@sprads It’s like legally blonde but hulk

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

Why can’t the dumb bridgerton people just do the one stupid thing that will make themselves happy. Like stop heavy breathing and slow motion staring at stuff. Still gonna finish watching tho 🫥

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

@sprads We’re afraid James will learn bad manners from how quickly we yell “Alexa no Alexa shut up Alexa OFF!!!”

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

Just finished season one of euphoria and I’m sure it’s been said but I just don’t think those are believable high school parties

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

When does your frontal lobe develop? I feel like my frontal lobe hasn’t developed.

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

@aptly_engineerd Just need to carry some keys and wear some pearls pearls PEARLS 👻

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

I found my niche and it’s enjoying cask of amontillado memes

[Emilee @TheYoungTimpani]

@landwarsinasia @alexandthepets @janna_e_haider There are SO MANY good Cask of Amontillado memes!

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

Ah the school auction, or as I like to call it, holding your child’s artwork for ransom.

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

Just got TWO amazing @PJLibrary books at once and can’t wait to share them with my baby tomorrow 🥰📚🔯

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

@AOC Ily

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

@AllymissLove A fart

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

It’s me. I’m inquiring minds.

[Spradley @sprads]

@TribeHummus inquiring minds would like to know what happened to forty spice

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

Don’t worry if your Uber driver tries to sex traffic you @Uber_Support will give you a $5 voucher. Y’all this happened to a girl I know and frankly I’m glad I deleted @Uber already. #uber

[Honey Rabbit @thought4teacher]

@JasonM214 @RuthsFoulBalls @danjlevy I suggest don’t use double letter words so you can get as many letter guesses in as possible!