Some Call Me Tim

Some jobs I think will impress you. A quirky hobby of mine. Another thing included as a joke so you don’t think I take myself too seriously.

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

Domestic violence is an absolute red line, and fuck you if you’re defending it all for the sake of some loser who’s never done jack shit worth defending other than being the progressive flavor of the month

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

It’s notable that progressives are now loudly demanding that everyone do exactly that which they refused to do in 2024. Not the slightest hint of self-awareness about it, either.

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

@RhubarbBrown Way to go, Jim Joyce

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

@Beganovic2026 Good coffee in Schnucks aisles

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

Cleaning out some junk from the parents’ garage as they downsize

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

https://t.co/Ebgmomtp5S

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

“It’s official: Todd Blanche says…”

I’m gonna stop you right there

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

@JazHays Number of teeth per resident

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

Isn’t this his beat?

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Donald Trump just endorsed a Republican congressman who hasn’t been seen in public for months. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. How is the media not paying more attention to this insane story?

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

@peterawolf Thurible joke

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

The least masculine thing a man can do is assemble a team of losers to blow smoke up his ass on a monthly basis

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Burgum praises Trump for "helping to keep the price of gas down at home"

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

“Completed Catholic marriage prep on Thursday”

No you did not

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

Finally a governor who promises to make terrible decisions at breakneck speed

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

These are the only words in the whole thing that matter

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Completely normal 19 year old behavior

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

November 5: nothing on earth can happen without connecting it to a single regional conflict and you are morally inferior if you allow yourself even one second’s thought about something else

November 6: Just kidding look at this fish I caught would you like a beer

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

Every problem that animated TAH’s life and politics prior to Nov 5, 2024, seems to have been solved in the interim

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

They’re running a man-on-the-street ad clearly made with ai during the hockey game and there are several places where it simply garbles the words or uses the wrong word; commercial actors cannot be *that* expensive

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

Yes, I have a default background because I simply do not care

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

Punctuations important

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

Genuinely stupid. Mind-blowing

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly."

He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS https://t.co/enxc4xw90R

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

They’re so cartoonishly corrupt, but they will 100% flip right back to caring the second he’s out of office, and it will be everyone’s job to tell them to eat shit

[Some Call Me Tim @timotjb]

If the Trump administration has proven one thing, it’s that every agreement can be abrogated at-will by the next guy. Including this bullshit

[Josh Gerstein @joshgerstein]

FLASH: DOJ expands settlement in Trump-IRS leak suit to cover audits of all tax returns filed by Trump, family members, companies and trusts. Waiver of IRS' claims contained in addendum signed by AAG Blanche that was not in agreement released Monday https://t.co/i8G1AQc9W4