TinderLoveAndScare

The Girl You Swiped Right On. I talk shit about online dating. Yes, you know me. We went out last week. Sent your 🍆 pic to my friends, we're not interested

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

Exactly! People just keep it going. You don’t have to respond when someone disrespects you. EVER! By responding you are inviting him to keep texting you. Don’t be #thirsty

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@PolyGalSeeks I have so many questions right now? What role is he playing? How confused is he about the size of his penis? Is he a pony or a horse? Does he want you to ride him or watch him trot around? Does he want you to wear a prairie dress or overalls? Costumes are important.

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@WaxDragons Every time I open the Tinder app 🤦‍♀️

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@RantingGAPeach And just like that the dick pics came pouring in...

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

“Why are you always in such a good mood?”

“It’s called day drinking, Susan.”

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

It was not romantic 💔 #modernromance #wtf #tinderfail #datinginreallife

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@BalmainParis33 When he doesn’t manscape and you’re hoping he gets the hint...

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@tinderdistrict Crack. He’s on the crack.

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@HarleyBangBang Adulthood is feeling grateful when your period arrives giving you confirmation that you won’t be having either of these parties for your a child of your own! #ThatWasClose

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

If you think you’re the only chick you’re Tinder match is texting you need to get off the app. You’re not in touch with reality and he is in touch with anyone who matched with his lame ass profile. #tinder #AllIsFairInLoveAndWar #PlayToWin

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

Go out, they said. It will be fun, they said. I didn’t feel it at all last night, if ya’ know what I’m saying, but I feel it all today. #hungover #worthit

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@VioletDates @HollysDates “School of Hard Knocks” is the most unoriginal, lame bullshit. That means they were educated in fucking County lockup. Yeah, I swiped left on you cuz I ain’t paying nobody’s bail! #thankyounext

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@city_nutsack @knew_nic Women really do that? I thought I had seen some pervs but Twitter just took it to a different level. I feel so sweet and innocent 😇

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@Tryptofantastic @ActorPenny I’m going on a Tinder date because all my single girlfriends are staying in. They won’t go anywhere unless they 💯 have a man. Their lame ass won’t risk wasting the Maybelline. Wish me 6”+ of 🍀

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@sianoresist @StacyFort This is what hungover af looks like...

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@crazycazsparkle When I get a dick pick I respond with, “I just sent this to the FBI! Kiddie porn is a federal offense. They are tracking your IP address right now you sick pervert. How could you do this to a helpless child!”

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@ActorPenny He only comes in small doses. You know who you are 🙄

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

I may go out with my cheating ex just so I can call him Groupon peen on the group text tomorrow. #TwoTruthsAndALie #ImDead

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@TheRealMattL1 I beg to differ...

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

@Delirious_Dater I saw it as very weak and that he clearly wasn’t over his ex. But it could also be looked at as a control issue, “This is the type of woman I go for.” Either way, red flag 🚩 Never have/will seen him again.

[TinderLoveAndScare @tinderlovescare]

He brought it up. He said I was prettier than his ex and wanted to show me a picture to prove his point. Like, no I don’t want to compare myself to another woman. Why do men try and fuck with a woman’s self-esteem? #passiveaggressive