This is my bench, and this is my cat.
He isn't too thin, and he isn't too fat.
He has long white whiskers, and big yellow eyes.
He will steal ham and cheese but not chicken pies.
His feet are pure white but his ears are both ginger.
He's a contented wee soul and never a whinger.
Breaking news:
She was in her 70s.
Strawberry-blonde hair.
Bright pink Nike T-shirt.
Dumped in a bin bag in the walled garden at Stanley Park.
Police think she’d been there for weeks.
And they still don’t know who she is.
If you recognise her, or saw anything odd in that part of the park in recent weeks, speak up.
@MarieHarps@PatrickChristys@GBNEWS My son is 44 soon, and his dad did the same thing. It was a wobble globe. By the second week, he was trying to pass it off as a birth mark. 🤣
@FamilyTreeFairy @EmStandUpCM1 My youngest is 30, but at 13, he complained that I was bringing him up "the old fashioned way" unlike his friends' parents. I asked him to tell me what he felt when someone thanked him for using his manners. He's still a gentleman because it feels good. His shoes are shiny.😉
STOLEN. Overnight from outside my home in Canterbury. Honda CB500. V329DPN. They cut through the security chain. Reported to Police. Please repost. I am not optimistic about getting it back but the more people who see this post the more chance there is.
OMG I’m dying 💀🤣🤣🤣
The background props in the video are unreal. The girl with the shirt “Pubic Lice Survivor”. I couldn’t breathe. Hilarious 😆
You simply have to watch this