@DaRealAlNimpson @mrbaileysays I’ve seen the statement of when it’s a Black person, we dig for why they “deserved it,” but when it’s a white person, we try to justify what they could have been. It’s fucking gross.
Tonight on Instagram Live, I’m over-analyzing some jokes that I always wanted to work with a good buddy, @dbublitzcomedy of @artofbombingpod. Check it out! It’ll be fun to watch me be sad about failed jokes!
Quick shout out to those dumbass “comedian destroys heckler” videos that “don’t encourage heckling” but 100% encouraged three hecklers last night who told me they love those videos and “wanted to help.” Please, if you’re thinking of posting one, punch your own junk instead.
We didn’t win anything playing BINGO, which left the taste of defeat in our mouths and the only thing that can wash that flavor out is a cold, crisp, refreshing @CoorsLight. #CoorsLight, it’s the right beer for softening the blows of defeat. #AmericasNeighbor#NewSpokesperson
No show tonight, the long story got longer but had a nice ending, so I find myself free for an evening. This is just fine because it means I can hang out with the best person I know. However, tomorrow night, oh tomorrow night, Zoo Bar! Lincoln, NE! Tell your friends!