Tom

only here for the memes.

[freelancegoon @freelancegoon]

just raw dogged a 6 minute drive to the grocery store. No Twitter, no youtube shorts no texting. locked in on the road the whole time. built different.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You and your boy (both 25 handicaps) arguing about your golf game at the bar:

[Jay @idek_tb]

Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hrs

[Chess.com @chesscom]

I thought the French Defense was a solid opening?

[Dominic Lipscombe @DomLip94]

The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

Without any single word.

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

what if we kissed under the missile toad

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Qatar’s stadium cleaners saying goodbye to the Japan fans

https://t.co/FwF9IFbtsc

[tate @50FirstTates]

kid: are u gay?

me: no

kid: gay means happy hehe

me: oh haha definitely not

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

I think people who “like” bloody Mary’s are lying

Cold vodka tomato soup? Let’s be serious

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

What a flex

[Sauce @SauceTerminal3]

if you're thinking about skipping the gym today, don't. You're fat

[cory @coolmathgame_]

termite twitter scares me

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

got em

[Yenza Okuhle 🗣 🇿🇦 🌍 🕊 @inkingayodwa]

@interestingaf dogs are really interesting creatures