Thomas Whittington

Voice of Schumer, Bezos & others on @cartoonpres / 2019 New Face @justforlaughs / Writer-Performer @ucbtny

[Thomas Whittington @tommy_chi]

@theanthonyking @NewYorker @GutenbergBwy loved the show!

[Thomas Whittington @tommy_chi]

@SimcoxStephen Lol

[Thomas Whittington @tommy_chi]

Finally taking control of my drinking and limiting it to 1 hour a day. So far it's going good-- I have 20 drinks between 4–5pm but then I'm DONE

[Thomas Whittington @tommy_chi]

@SophieWalterD Thanks for sharing this Sophie. You have amazing courage to be living out your truth even with all the difficulties that come with it. Sharing things like this also helps people like me, who have very little understanding of what it means to be trans, gain a bit more.

[Thomas Whittington @tommy_chi]

@Cavemanesq @jenspyra The NYC tour! Amazing. @jenspyra and I love this show!!

[Thomas Whittington @tommy_chi]

Very proud of my wife ⁦@jenspyra!! https://t.co/DxQlzAlUmx

[Thomas Whittington @tommy_chi]

One of my favorite Truth episodes ever, written by @tomhunternelson!

[The Truth Podcast @TheTruthFiction]

NEW STORY: Still On

All late-night TV needs is a little new blood.

It's a comedy-horror by @tomhunternelson!

Featuring @mcthomas, @edherbstman, @KornfeldLouis, @BrandonZelman, @notmerylstreep, Jamie Newell and more.

https://t.co/O32eO4Xawg

[Thomas Whittington @tommy_chi]

Please just confirm or cancel

[Points in Case @PointsinCase]

You still haven’t confirmed, but you also haven’t canceled. Just a heads up, the uncertainty is kind of messing with some people here. (by @tommy_chi) https://t.co/pMMshg1rmj

[Jen Spyra @jenspyra]

🥳🥳My book Big Time is out in paperback today!! It's a rip-roaring good time. Take my word for it!

What's that? My word can go to hell?

Ok.

But please show JACK HANDEY'S word more respect:

https://t.co/Es1CaEMtxI

[Django Gold @django]

fuck the gig economy

(sound on)

https://t.co/QYttL6msWc

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Matt Gaetz just wishes life began at conception so the girls he hits on would technically be 18

[Jen Spyra @jenspyra]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I wrote you a naughty tale and stuffed it inside @tnyshouts:

https://t.co/L5Ynoj0T1O

[Thomas Whittington @tommy_chi]

@Buster_ESPN @dschoenfield @PaulHembo I enjoyed the Kevin Malone interview and was impressed with his work against child sex abuse, but found it ironic that he spoke of crying with John Wetteland after being forced to trade him, considering Wetteland has since been indicted on child sex abuse charges!

[Andrew Knox @SoftKnox]

Haunted house where the actors play themselves

[Thomas Whittington @tommy_chi]

@ZackMast I’m so sorry man, that’s awful. It truly is bullshit.

[Thomas Whittington @tommy_chi]

If the carriage horses in Central Park could talk