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[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Majuice Chege has spoken like 100 wise men. The people of Mt. Kenya will know how important Raila Odinga has been to them.

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[DciJuja @dcijuja]

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[Mwalimu Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

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[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Richard Onyanka has roared. DIG Eliud Lagat should just resign and present himself in court to be jailed. He is guilty. #ArrestEliudLagat

[Kinyanjui Kombani @KKombani]

Looking forward to “The Waiting Room”, a satirical drama by Igiza Arts Production.

📌 Kenya National Theatre Main Auditorium
📅 September 7th and 8th, 2024.

Thank you @galinthevillage for the invite!

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[Mayweather 🇰🇪 @tonnyjarret]

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Ati dem yake alikula pesa za biashara na hio ndio origin story.

[Harry Kerry @creativeboxke]

It’s high time they hire a better scriptwriter because they clearly staged all this

[Mayweather 🇰🇪 @tonnyjarret]

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[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Mama I made it!

I occupied Parliament
Remember the #occupyParliament demonstrations?

But tell daddy I’m sorry
I won’t come home tonight
Not because I’m spending at a friends’. No!
Not because I’m among the injured.
No!
Nor because I was abducted as they have to most of us.
That would have been better
I’m in a cold dark place called the morgue Mama
I know daddy will be angry why I wore his shoes
I had to, I know they are bigger but I had to
Otherwise no one could have.

I know he will complain that I have read too much political novels
Please don’t let him blame Animal Farm,
Don’t let him blame Kidagaa Kimemwozea,
Don’t let him blame Tumbo Lisiloshiba,
Don’t let him blame Kifo Kisimani,
Don’t let him blame Mstahiki Meya,
Or Parliament of Owls
They can’t be blamed.
I did it for Our country.

They hailed us for being fearless Mama!
They called it an historic moment; actually unprecedented.
Did you watch the news?
All over the country thousands of us matched forward, wearing mostly black,
chanting slogans and singing revolutionary songs.

They call us GenZ Mama.
Some Mpigs say we have watched too much Netflix and we eat KFC.
Sorry for the spelling mistakes Mama,
I meant MPs.

Did you see how we sang ‘Kudade’ with Mc Gogo?
Did you see how Juliani turned up and we sang ‘Utawala’?
That song you call ‘Nikoo njaa siwezi karanga’?
Did you hear us sing ‘Tujiangalie’by Sauti Sol?
Have you seen King Kaka’s ‘ Wanataka Kutumaliza’?
Did you see how Mulamwah gave us Tea and Mandazi?
Have you seen all the comedians, Content creators and influencers?
I told you it will be Big Mama!

We matched forward Mama Slowly and peacefully Like you told me
We said we were peaceful
They rattled us with teargas and water canons Mama
We coughed, cried and chocked to the smoke but still matched on
We matched amidst the sting of that pink water they sprayed on us with those beastly vehicles
But nothing was more painful than hearing them pass that draconian punitive Bill Mama.
Remember how you used to forcefully give us porridge by locking us between your legs, pinching our noses then pouring a tone of porridge in our forcibly opened mouth?
Leaving us with two choices; swallowing or choking to death?
That’s what they did to us yesterday Mama
But unlike in the past, today’s child chose the latter; death!

We approached the parliament as promised.
We eventually occupied Parliament Mama
Albeit briefly.
The wall gave in and we entered.
I’m sorry I did not taste the rice
As some did Mama
All I tasted was the bullets Mama
They sprayed me with bullets Mama,
That’s why i won’t come home.
My battle is over Mama
But not the revolutionary war.

[Mayweather 🇰🇪 @tonnyjarret]

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[NIJJO UNNO @Nigel_Amaya]

Kesho kuna baddie atakuja with this printed on her tshirt. Lovely scenes.

Asante senata @edwinsifuna

#RejectFinaceBill2024

[Mayweather 🇰🇪 @tonnyjarret]

@citizentvkenya Ningesema dole lakini ...😧

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Austin Muigai and Obienji with peak political satire 😂👏🏾
#RejectFinanceBill2024

[Harry Kerry @creativeboxke]

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[Mayweather 🇰🇪 @tonnyjarret]

How to laugh in a manner that pleases the lord.

[The Gunner - 🇰🇪 @Sam_Lulli]

@BaracKreed Im foolishly laughing when I shouldn't 🤣😅🤣🤣

[Mayweather 🇰🇪 @tonnyjarret]

@TheShowtimeReds Excellence brother!