Victoria Paige

Recovering Catholic. Out on parole due to time served.

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

Today I hit a new low.. I invested in pretty liter for my cats. Ask me if peed in it to check my ph levels too? If you’re wondering.. I’m in good health

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

@ScottOusley5 @asovek I’m in the navy and I had a dui. There are waivers

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

My phone only recognizes me with a double chin and I’m kinda hurt by this

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

What’s a girl got to do to be visited by aliens? Pick me.

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

@DocomoPacificGu Thank you for your response!

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

@DocomoPacificGu Sent two emails to customer care. No response

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

there have been 41 school shooting this year i feel like that is scarier

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

Don’t take plan B. You will feel pregnant and die

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

@ChristinaEighmy Does she have any tickets to the show?

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

Am I there yet?

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

Cats.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

damn this lake *is* superior

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

@English_Channel You took too much man, you took too much

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

@Daniel92817294 *waves in spanish*

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

I’m like really pissed about the fact that pedialyte which is meant for children is so damn hard to open. Like why are there child locks, why do I need my teeth, and WHY do I need a knife

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

@kenstitt I agree. We’re just getting started

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

From this moment forward my invite to parties is “BYOTP”. Bring your own toilet paper.

[Victoria Paige @toriweidner]

@kenstitt Me too. That’s why I understand you.