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You never know what I might post...

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Please stop using "compute" as a noun 😭

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What if objectivity is subjective?

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I never lol, I just write it

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@elonmusk Tell the world please

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Reading back on this years later, I realize that I am so wise...

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Everyone should chill about #Silicon_Valley_Bank. They have sufficient assets that just couldn’t be liquidated in time to catch up with the rash of withdrawals. #FDIC or a buyer will be able to monetize the assets over a longer time period to make everyone whole.

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At one point, I got on a bus and I didn't even know where it went...

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@FrontierCorp Painful two hours spent simply trying to reschedule a fiber installation 😭😭😭. Transferred multiple times, connection dropped, mysterious cancellation of prior installation. Had to create new account. Pricing incorrect. Problem after problem.

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“What did you do today?” Nothing, and it was great.

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@QuantumPinkkk @elonmuskADO 10 + 10 + 10 = 30
5 + 5 + 10 = 20
4 + 4 + 5 = 13
10 + (5 x 2) = 20

So... 20

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I hate how people email me things and I have to reply.

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@JetBlue Trying to book a flight and I've been starting at your processing screen for over an hour. Tried Chrome, Safari, even your iPhone app. None of them work. You online chat says over a 2 hour wait. What's wrong with your tech?

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📣 @upngopay is in the #Webbys Vote for us here! https://t.co/TTVo2119pT

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2728

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@LinkedInHelp 2/ Further, your email has no way to talk to support. You should have a button to communicate with an agent, or at least open a ticket. Trying to use your service is maddening. It seems like important aspects of it, like managing identities, are not well maintained.

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@LinkedInHelp 1/ You need to spend some time fixing your email codes. Trying to add an email address and the codes you send arrive very late. Then, when I enter them, nothing happens. then I see I was actually sent a new code. I have been through this cycle ten times.

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Now find Up 'n go contactless restaurants right on your homepage. Find at https://t.co/hIVxlASImq @upngopay

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The best restaurants let you pay at the table with Up 'n go. Now find an Up 'n go restaurant near you right from our homepage, https://t.co/jYP1LwxnIr #restaurants #bestrestaurants

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@benleventhal @blackbird Investing $35 million in an unproven app and NFTs for restaurant loyalty and payment is absurd. @paytronix @ThanxInc @getpunchh and many others have loyalty figured out, and if you think POS payments are easy, you're in for an expensive surprise.

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@LisaFickenscher @nypost This article lacks research and balance. You say that "restaurant mogul" @dhmeyer "wants to enable diners to 'get up and go'" without mentioning that there's already a company literally called Up 'n go @upngopay that has been doing this for years. @USHGNYC

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@OmronHealthUS Please fix your error messages. It’s been half an hour and I still can’t reset my password in your app.

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@peta More room for cars than animals. Shame.