Richard Bell

[Richard Bell @trojan_badger]

@thameswater very low water pressure in SW181AR. Please could you tell us what’s going on, and when will it be back?

[Richard Bell @trojan_badger]

It’s all got a bit real now! In 4 days I will run the London Marathon in aid of The Felix Project, taking perfectly good food waste and distributing it to communities in need. Every £1 donated feeds 6 families. Give generously! https://t.co/Dq8otP04Bf

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

Nice to see Phil & Grant Mitchell popping up as celebrity judges on tonight's Bake Off. #GBBO #GBBOhalloween

[Ed Balls @edballs]

Ed Balls

[Richard Bell @trojan_badger]

Wordle 219 4/6

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[Richard Bell @trojan_badger]

Wordle 218 3/6

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[Richard Bell @trojan_badger]

Results day is basically 30 seconds opening the envelope followed by 4 solid hours whatsapping.

[Richard Bell @trojan_badger]

@VanMoof come on guys, my 6-month-old bike is currently a dead duck and you aren’t responding to support tickets or emails and have shut down your phone lines. Not good enough.

[Flups @TheRealFlups]

Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule:

1. Impersonate Homer Simpson
2. Read about bushcraft
3. Watch ludicrously silly play
4. Replace button on blouse
5. Start making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.

[Richard Bell @trojan_badger]

Happy Ed Balls Day everyone!
I shall celebrate this momentous occasion by...well, frankly, by staying at home. #Lockdown #EdBallsDay

[Richard Bell @trojan_badger]

How bad can it be?

[Anna Lauren Hoffmann @annaeveryday]

flight attendant: is there a doctor on board?
dad: *nudge* could’ve been you
a philosopher: *sigh*
flight attendant: we are going to crash and can either hit a field and kill 1 farmer or a runway and kill 5
dad: what
a philosopher: IT’S HAPPENING OH MY GOD IT’S REALLY HAPPENING

[Richard Bell @trojan_badger]

@crdodgeon73 @md1793

[Range Rover @RangeRover]

Discover what 70 years of pioneering innovation looks like when we reveal the new #LandRover #DEFENDER live at 08:50 AM BST on 10/09/19. Watch here: https://t.co/QTV3hFQqdd #LandRover #DEFENDER #NewDefender #TeamDefender

[Richard Bell @trojan_badger]

@EmpireSteve @DaveGorman Brilliant last night. And today, I shall be mostly reading the FAQs...

[The Chelsea Chaps ⭐️⭐️ @chelseachaps]

Giving away a penalty in 24 seconds in a Champions League final is one of the most Spursy things you’ll ever see.

[Richard Bell @trojan_badger]

Happy @edballs day everyone!

[Richard Bell @trojan_badger]

@stuartmwrites @francesweetman You love it.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A little word origin for the day: the dot above the letters i and j is called a 'tittle'. The expression 'to a T', meaning 'exactly', was originally 'to a tittle' - i.e. down to the smallest detail.

[simon day @simonday]

D JAY FACTS
1. most good DJAYS are over 50 now
2.shouting "you wot you wot you wot" would go down very well at FABRIC but everyone is scared to do it
3. i used to bring tony humphries sanwhiches and a thermos of mellow birds during sets in london
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