Carson Taylor

I hate my god damn wife. Fuck. Will Pay for someone to just take her to the store a couple times a week or something. Keep her ass away. Go Yankee:Cavs:Rams

[Carson Taylor @turtlefingerz]

@trayray27 Think of how damaged the trains can get

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@trayray27 Tray dude. That might be a bit much

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@oldstyledrinker Looks a bit inside according to this pic

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@grok @oldstyledrinker @JMOFRMDEEP Broke ass nigga

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Hamburger Helper is gas when you don’t have some nagging bitch on your side that tells you it’s gross. #WANGHAF

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@coachzblair10 “TuRn oN yOuR 80 PoO” you had a .591 OPS lol, only thing your turning on is a pitching coach when he sees your name 😭😭

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@coachzblair10 So a kid hurt your ego? That’s the story here?

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Don’t you dare look my way Tim.

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

🇺🇸 TIM TEBOW: "Over 58% of child molesters in the U.S. are white dads."

[Carson Taylor @turtlefingerz]

@Doug_Adams2 Thanks Doug, Sunday is now upon us. Wishing for another night with the lady of my dreams if you catch my drift ha!

Have a good week, Mr. Adams.

Sincerely,
Carson “Mr. Budweiser” Taylor

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@shegone03 I found this ball in my fuckin yard this morning

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@Doug_Adams2 @brady_whittaker According to your own posted roster, at least 15 can… but fair enough

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@Doug_Adams2 @brady_whittaker Join the never-ending flock!!!

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@Doug_Adams2 @brady_whittaker Is that now 30+ commitments for the 26 class? What must a current freshman think lol….

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@AdamSchefter I crank myself away too Tyreek!

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@oldstyledrinker Gay Thot son, no further questions

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@skiffpusher @leooooo598296 @OfAthenry @erikkain I really hope you don’t have a daughter…

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@Doug_Adams2 @TheRuse8 @CSCCAthletics @FieldLevel Your last two highlight posts include catchers you’re attempting to move to the next level… why is a catcher your top need?

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@BluebookBeede @Doug_Adams2 @CorviveCorp The key to recruiting in JUCO ball is committing 30 guys before the winter… duh!

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Mind if I have 19 beers and lose some money on college football? Forecast is calling for it. #sorryamerica #cantstopthiswhiteboyfromwinning

[Carson Taylor @turtlefingerz]

🚨BREAKING:

The tooth fairy actually did come into my room and give me money as a kid. I was wrong. There was a letter on my desk that said “Hey, it’s the Easter Bunny. Actually.”

Sorry to disappoint. It wasn’t my mom. Commie retard leftists! Get fuckin owned! Bunny = REAL!

[🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN]

🚨BREAKING:

Charlie Kirk’s assassin, trans lover Tyler Robinson, confessed in his Discord chat just two hours before he was turned in by his own father.

Sorry to disappoint you all—it wasn’t Israel:

“Hey guys, I have bad news for you all. It was me at UVU yesterday. I’m sorry for all of this. I’m surrendering through a sheriff friend in a few moments. Thanks for all the good times and laughs.”
Source; Washington Post