Jesse

Trevor Siemian supporter and throwback jersey enthusiast 🐴

[Right Hook🌵 @lbk_enjoyer]

All that for a pulled hammy? What a faggot

[Pauly II @ppaulharris]

bartending in jax, fl tomorrow and rocking this for jags broncos #LetsRide @twerk4tc

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Tim Tebow:

-jacked
-wife is 2017 Miss Universe
-benched 225lbs 32 times as a Freshman
-hates condoms
-Heisman Trophy winner
-2 National Championships
-spends his free time hunting child predators
-given 10,000 special needs kids the best day of their life
-great at being serious but you can tell he’s a blast to drink beer with at a wedding
-greatest College Football player of all-time

Superman has a poster of Tim Tebow in his bedroom.

If you’re not a fan of Tim Tebow you’re not a fan of life.

[martinez @VisionaryCris]

@chriiswavy @matt_mooose Okay lol

https://t.co/Kmakypu7kz

[Tyler🐴 @HighAsTy]

bro 😭😭😭😭

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

When you’re around Gruden you’ll speak like him for the rest of your life

[Bryce 🎸 @MileHighMims]

What the fuck 😭

[T-Bob Hebert @TBob53]

The job by the DE hear to leap the cut block from the RT and then not immediately rush but rather sit back and almost play a spy technique; threw off all of Maye’s timing

[Bryce 🎸 @MileHighMims]

Bo Nix would be sentenced to death by firing squad if he played like that tonight

[Nihan @CodebyNihan]

🚨 STOP ASKING YOUR PARTNER, “HOW WAS YOUR DAY?”

They’ll probably just say,
“Good.”
“Fine.”
“Nothing much.”

A couples therapist once suggested replacing that question with these four:

[Jesse @twerk4tc]

2026 PLAYOFF PREDICTION
AFC
1.) ravens
2.) chargers
3.) bills
4.) Texans
5.) broncos
6.) bengals
7.) jaguars

NFC
1.) eagles
2.) Seattle
3.) rams
4.) buccaneers
5.) Vikings
6.) niners
7.) cowboys

Super Bowl
Chargers 27 rams 23

[Jesse @twerk4tc]

@ppaulharris 2025 PLAYOFF PREDICTION 🤝
AFC
1.) Ravens
2.) Broncos
3.) Bills
4.) chiefs
5.) Texans
6.) Bengals
7.) Patriots

NFC
1.) Green Bay
2.) Eagles
3.) Tampa Bay
4.) 49ers
5.) Rams
6.) Vikings
7.) Atlanta.

SUPERBOWL
RAVENS (31) over Eagles (24)

[Zac Stevens @ZacStevens]

Really cool: Chris Harris Jr and Emmanuel Sanders are launching a podcast breaking down the weekly DB/WR matchups across the NFL.

I’m sure it’ll not only be insightful, but entertaining 🍿

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker MOCK the women defending Lindsay Clancy for allegedly k*lling her 3 kids and blaming her husband for her actions 💀👀

“Women love serial killers, they finally got one. It’s like Larry Bird… It’s an ALL-TIME LOW for the babes. I knew they weren’t gonna handle the Dolly Parton well, didn’t know it was gonna be this bad… They’re bad at s*icide as well, it’s a real ‘LOOK AT ME’ move for the babes… They take her to the fourth floor this time, give her a toss.” 🤣

[Bryce 🎸 @MileHighMims]

We’re so close dude this felt like yesterday

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Put this on repeat 🤣

[Ninjallama @Ninjallamma2412]

Seeing a YouTuber you've been watching for almost 10 years appear on an official NFL graphic is surreal. No one deserves it more than Perna.

[ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna]

Remember me Bills fans. Remember me

[MLB Deserve-To-Win-O-Meter @mlb_simulator]

I created a luck meter for the upcoming NFL season.

Give it a follow and check out the thread explainer, if you'd like.

[ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna]

Wait...what channel am I on?

[Ryan Paganetti @RyanPaganetti]

Much has been made of the Patriots’ mysterious “Pink Stripes.” How about yellow ones?

I went through more than a decade of TV broadcasts and uncovered a diabolically clever piece of Patriots gamesmanship.

When opposing kickers lined up at Gillette Stadium, the video board displayed a reverse view of the kick, placing a second, offset set of yellow uprights directly behind the real ones.

In windy conditions, even the orange streamers on the video board appeared to point in the opposite direction from those atop the physical uprights, making the illusion even more disorienting.

I found dozens of examples. In the same games, I reviewed 52 Patriots field goal attempts.

The illusion appeared on Patriots kicks exactly zero times.

We actually tried copying the idea when I was in Philadelphia, but the location of the video boards at Lincoln Financial Field made it nearly useless.

It is the perfect encapsulation of the Patriots dynasty. No detail was too small, and no possible edge was left unexplored.

We talked about this tactic and more on tonight’s episode of the Paganetti and Underhill show, out now on Youtube