Gary Marrison

Generally pondering life and the universe.

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@VirginAustralia i love the fact you palm me off to alliance, pay virgin prices for a plane older than me and the ash tray still had ash in it! I thought australia banned smoking on domestic flights nearly 40 years ago!

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@ANDYLPELLIS well done sir!

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@newscomauHQ I recognised him. So your fat shaming celebrities again. Given the top stories of yours are about instagram models. There is nothing about your corporation. That is news

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Yeah, but still. Using an iOS that can’t be jailbroken, and you accuse me of it. Talk to your apps team! I tried talking online, they said “use the app to confirm”

[Telstra @Telstra]

@twistedgecko Hi there Gary, what a headache! Are you able to get onto your internet banking and pay it through BPAY? - Elms

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#telstra. Can’t contact you or pay a bill on the iOS app. Apparently it’s jailbroken. Do I have to jailbreak my device just to pretend it’s not jailbroken?

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@ChrisStapleton I promised my daughter not o put it on Facebook. But lockdown and a desire worked

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Er ⁦@newscomauHQ⁩ are you sure The Flash is ⁦@Marvel⁩ ?

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@Telstra if you send messages, please get time zones right! #telstradown

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@TonyAuden you should be telling the bosses you want a payrise! You’ve been fantastic through all of this! Best weather person on TV! Thank you

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@MrSamMac, did you and @Accordionhans have a child, grow it in a chamber to guest on The Rookie (Flula Borg as Skip Tracer Randy). It cannot be unseen

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@XboxSupport Nope, still broken

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@MarkMcGowanMP I’m in qld, we’re almost croods. How about we build a wall round NSW and throw scomo over, tarred and feathered? As a citizen I now believe my state rather than that &?!&

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@DHughesy @AFL As a Queenslander they can f&$@ off. You can keep Ariel ping pong in vic for starters

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@realDonaldTrump not really for a foreigner to say. But just saying. You’re not really going to be a re-elected. But you could still be the president that makes history. Ban guns and put in healthcare. History will remember you for that, not the faux pas (p.s,that’s French)

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@stephenfry https://t.co/4DwJfsaCQf. Mr Fry, it has a new lease of life!

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@rickygervais Not much to say, but big fucking hugs and thank you from the bottom of my heart.

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@offspring again, you choose cockwombles as a promoter in Australia. 18+? My 15 year old is your biggest fan and destroy all concerts are fukwits.

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@offspring when you play in Brisbane in April, what’s the age range? Bought tickets last time including junior tickets for the venue to be 18+. Downer for my son’s birthday at the time. Chance is here again, can a 15 year old go?

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@wendywilliams had never heard of you, then saw https://t.co/7qo85QfQpH take the piss out of a fixed birth deformity why don't you. Somebody mentions your sex, creed or race, all hell would break loose. You're a vile excuse of a human #WendyWilliams

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@NASA @NASAEarth Thank you nasa. #aussielove