Tim Schmelmer

Engineer by day, confused at night ... husband / dad all of the time

[Tim Schmelmer @twitty_tim]

@RLanceMartin Hey @RLanceMartin ... really loved this one!
QQ: It looks like you running this locally on a Mac. Was it still an x86 one, or how did you get GPT4All embeddings (which require AVX support) to run on Apple silicon?

[Tim Schmelmer @twitty_tim]

@binarycleric 👍🏻 As I understand Christianity (being a Christian myself), that should be everyone‘s stance. 🤷‍♂️

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

This is actually in a textbook...

Retweet if you see it.

[Ryan Bates @rbates]

@excid3 Don’t tempt DHH with this

[Tim Schmelmer @twitty_tim]

@MaryMall0n @binarycleric That sounds awesome 😎 🏖️ Hope you will like it there!

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...

But it was his own dumb asphalt.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

l asked my phone: “Siri, why am I so
bad with women?”

She said: “I'm Alexa you moron.”

[AGuyandAGolden @aguyandagolden]

The hero we need, the hero we deserve, BatDog. #dog #dogs #goldenretriever #puppy

[Mark Seemann @ploeh]

If you're a programmer, you've learned at least one programming language.

You can learn Git, too. Do yourself a favour and learn Git from the command line. Understand the underlying model (it's a DAC). Compared to learning a PL it's trivial, but a game changer.

[Tony Hightower may have @ThatTonyH]

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present

(Via https://t.co/XC3DlIXXC3 )

[Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal]

new little song:

"The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)"

[@[email protected] @Nick_Craver]

Still one of the best answers on the internet: https://t.co/AqzVlnR8T8

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My maths teacher called me average.

How mean!

[Tim Schmelmer @twitty_tim]

@schneems Do I retweet three times? Once for myself, and once for each one of my daughters, who deployed to Rails apps to Heroku when I first got them to check out coding? (Thy aren’t on Twitter yet 😜)

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

[Aaron Patterson @tenderlove]

I feel like every "Getting started with Rails" tutorial will get to the "it's time to deploy!" step and that's inevitably Heroku. I hope we can find a good replacement

[Tim Schmelmer @twitty_tim]

@binarycleric @heroku All the best for whatever is next for you 🤞🏻💪❤️‍🩹

[Tim Schmelmer @twitty_tim]

@tintin06021972 DM mir mal! Würde mich freuen

[Tim Schmelmer @twitty_tim]

@binarycleric Well, I presume they want to get at least one result absolutely correct, so as to instill confidence. 😄

[Evan Phoenix @evanphx]

Reflecting on @railsconf, it’s clear to me probably the biggest impact LivingSocial had was @HungryAcademy. @chadfowler and LS’s visioned spawned so many careers.