Tyler

Mortgage Originator. Aspiring outdoor enthusiast. Lover of dogs.

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@wear_maro @Barefoot_Will_ Insane toe splay

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@360coby @JDPower Banks are mostly doing A-paper loans. IMBs are doing the heavy lifting with non-QM, self-employed borrowers, and complex scenarios. Different ballgame not accounted for in the scoring rubric.

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@rei_chronicles @MGMGrand Check out dining in the dark! Fun experience with the wife

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My son MJ a capella. Are we doing this right @bradmillscan?

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@newstart_2024 @daveasprey @grok please block any posts containing "dave asprey" TIA

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@MagnusLindbrg @grok please block any Huberman posts from my TL. tia

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@ThrillaRilla369

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@bradmillscan Brad. Is. Cooking.

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@natolisnuggets I'm in

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@bradmillscan Can I share this video on IG?

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@JustinWise GBR! And congrats to 20 yrs

[Tyler @twobittwos]

Pov: borrower said I talked him into a 7 year ARM 7 years ago and should not have headed my advice

GTFOH 😂

[Tyler @twobittwos]

Every post on X about SEO

Do this and the results will be blow your mind

Copy+Paste to Claude

Claude, dis true?

Hellllllllllllllllll naw.

[Luke Gromen @LukeGromen]

Great list. My family and I have been and are continuing to aggressively pursue all 10 of these points.

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 @Alex1here]

Gemini advice for next 10 years.

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@DrSeanOMara Hope the water pik is all glass. Wouldn't want to get an overload of BPAs. Make sure to whipe your ass with organic TP. Or a spring fed bidet.

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@ivygalindo Bc he makes me realize how blessed I am to not listen to him or give him my time and enjoy the ride sans Breedlove. Carry on 🫂

[Tyler @twobittwos]

>Borrower applies for Bank Statement loan
>Refuses to sign 4506c
>Sends manifesto explaining she is not required to pay taxes or file tax returns
>Pretty sure her CPA is Wesley Snipes

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@BowTiedMarmott Pot roast. Shove as.many garlic cloves in the meat as possible.

[Tyler @twobittwos]

@AlpacaAurelius We? You don't have kids.