Queen Fuck Girl

LeVer Burton lives on in our hearts and in real life

[Queen Fuck Girl @twoboofs]

My morning routine: I wake up and take my supplements (meth) and then do my morning workout (jerk off)

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Flipping through the titles on hulu, making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other films, not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

pouring java monster all over my chakras

[Queen Fuck Girl @twoboofs]

This milk went straight to my clit

[Queen Fuck Girl @twoboofs]

Imagine sneaky Charlie fucking your horse

[Queen Fuck Girl @twoboofs]

Imagine going to see your horse in 1876 and Charlie “the situationship” kills you

[Queen Fuck Girl @twoboofs]

Imagine seeing your sneaky link in 1837 and u go outside and Charlie Kirk is dead

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

What’s a dentist’s favorite time? 4:20! #TheWeedDentist

[Queen Fuck Girl @twoboofs]

This milk went straight to my clit

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

She let me hit because ummmm I’m actually not sure

[fawn @fawnncel]

i’ll beat that horse when it gets here

[Queen Fuck Girl @twoboofs]

Workshopping Instagram captions:

The world is small the earth is flat the moon is fake my boobs are real.

What do we think? I can’t tell if it’s funny and I don’t know if woke will be upset about the moon thing.

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

what if manny heffley was stillborn

[🌱joey @oddpolarb]

If I could say faggоt I’d be so funny

[Queen Fuck Girl @twoboofs]

Nobody catcalls me anymore they just mumble “old bitch” as I walk by is this a recession indicator?

[Queen Fuck Girl @twoboofs]

Big tampon doesn’t want you to know about shoving a sock in your underwear

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

The "Jesus didn't even exist, he was a mythological figure" people have things completely backwards. Jesus was 2 guys. That's how they pulled off the Resurrection. Twins. And they were both Filipino.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on