Thomas Wrocklage

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

I’ll give you hint on why @united and @jetblue are a short - I overheard this while washing dishes, but it was from another dishwasher so this wouldn’t be material, non-public blah, blah, blah, - (and I don’t have any position myself, I can’t afford it on my dishwashing wage).

-Statute of Limitations
-Claude Code
-Extrenal Counsel Billing Rates
-I get paid $5 under the table per hour to wash dishes, but even if I lose my dishwashing salary anyone with the proper license (or without it if they wash their own dishes) can do what I’m doing themselves.

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

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[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

@bradlander @ewarren @bradlander you stupid moron. Either you are smart enough to know that he doesn’t have to pay any taxes because he is smarter than you or dumb enough to not know that. Either way, you’re fired. ✌🏽😜😘🥳🇭🇹🥵🤣🥸😎

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

Amazing who you meet at the @BeachCafeNYC. Burgers are the best on the UES (definitely top 4 in NYC).

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

https://t.co/r2DaeT7vBY

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

@AlBeachGuy @bradlander is a man of the people. No matter what a person says, @bradlander will support that person’s position regardless of what he said 5 minutes before that. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

Today I called this number. Told them I was confused with the world and contemplating throwing myself on the tracks. The woman that answered the phone didn’t listen to me, talked over me, was clearly unconcerned about me and hung up on me.

Where does the money go New York? Where

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

@BradPander @JLin7 LinSanity. I love it.

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

@AlBeachGuy Lolololollillo

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

@bradlander I’ll give you a dollar if you actually pretend to be yourself for once, get down on your knees, and do what you do best . . . 🤔🧐🍆💦😂

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

@LevineJonathan @HarmeetKDhillon @LevineJonathan, should I sue them?

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

@AlBeachGuy @nycpa @NYCMayor @NewsatMedgar @FPWA @JJAatFPWA @GracecBonilla @unitedwaynyc @nycHealthy @NYCCEC @nycrecords @EquityNYCGov I’m so happy to not pay NYC taxes anymore and still spend up to 182 days a year visiting my daughter at her apartment if she allows me. Happy to help anyone not pay into @nycmayor’s bullshit racial equity plan.

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

No one should get extra time on the bar exam. It doesn’t make any sense. I understand that people have disabilities, but due to the important nature of the practice of law, no one should practice law that has an unfair advantage. I also passed the NY and NJ bar exam. Woke bullshit will ruin this country.

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

@AlbaneseNYC If only we elected a @NYCMayor who didn’t want to defund the police we might have people to prevent crimes from happening. If only we allowed @NYPDPC to do her job without having to kowtow to morons in ivory towers who have never been on the street without security.

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

I believe you’re fighting to take money from the public through politics you grifter.

While you have Senator Warren there, why don’t you ask her why she lead the fight to repeal the Medical Device Excise Tax and whether it’s coincidental that Massachusetts happens to manufacture and import a lot of medical devices.

You are honestly all crooks and hypocrites.

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

@bradlander Raise 6 hands if your wife is a beard.

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

By the way assholes at @united and @JetBlue you cannot call Port Authority Police and expect them to arrest an individual who has done nothing wrong and just told people what they are legally entitled to.

Guess what? My American Airlines flight just hit the ground in San Juan and my demand letters will be sent to your headquarters today or tomorrow. The price will be $250,000 wired to my account within 7 days and it will go up $50k each additional week. Plus an additional 10% to local charities you cheap fucks.

😉

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

I’ll give you hint on why @united and @jetblue are a short - I overheard this while washing dishes, but it was from another dishwasher so this wouldn’t be material, non-public blah, blah, blah, - (and I don’t have any position myself, I can’t afford it on my dishwashing wage).

-Statute of Limitations
-Claude Code
-Extrenal Counsel Billing Rates
-I get paid $5 under the table per hour to wash dishes, but even if I lose my dishwashing salary anyone with the proper license (or without it if they wash their own dishes) can do what I’m doing themselves.

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

@bradlander @bradlander masturbates to pictures of @bradlander masturbating. It’s a unique form of Escher art.

Do your children even like you? I doubt it “dad lander.”

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

@bradlander @hatzalah One day Brad is launching rockets into Tel Aviv and the next he is preying at the Wailing Wall.

FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK this guy. 🤡

[Thomas Wrocklage @twrocklage]

@bradlander We should redirect ICE to explicitly following you around and pushing you around, you fucking thief.