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[Nate @natey_bb]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a masked former lesbian bar owner holding iced coffee at your interview for clown school

[CODDERS @coodyw00]

2 beers in and someone says Bag in any context

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

i’m in a getaway car
i left you in the covid concious lesbian bar

[Grace @gracecamille_]

3 glasses of wine deep and caught a whiff of a cigarette

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

Someone doesn't know what the first rule of fight club is

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

the weed smell mixing with the notes of a fall candle and some cookies

[Indu⸆⸉ LOVES CLEVELAND! ❤️‍🔥 @indulovests12]

i-

[𝐀𝐱𝐞𝐥⸆⸉ @taypalite]

🚨THE ENCORE RELEASE DAY RULES🚨

•”AS A SWIFTIE” = BLOCKED
•NEGATIVITY = BLOCKED + REPORTED
•STREAM EACH TRACK x10 = MANDATORY
•TAYPRAISINGS = BARE MINIMUM
•COMPARISON TO FOLKLORE = BLOCKED

[SP @sspencerukk]

Overtaking a bad driver and checking if your age and ethnicity calculations were correct:

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

"One had enrolled in clown school" will live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

When my wife and I disagree on the pronunciation of a type of antelope and then David Attenborough says it my way on the documentary:

[Joël Grimal @Collectors_Way]

When your mrs says you can leave a family gathering at 9pm

9.01pm:

[Richard Baxter @NotThatRBaxter]

Me to my wife when it gets to the prearranged time for leaving a social event

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

me trying not to cough at the western mass kn95 lesbian bar

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

the crazy thing is I really do love to get 2 On

[noah ⸆⸉ @alltooswift00]

The Emancipation of Taytay

[Senerski @Orchestral_Hit]

blind gynecologist be like who's pussy is this

[Bombiana Grenade @BombianaGrenad]

When we’re eating the rich and I get to Nicki magaj

[HEYJAEEE! (Got hacked) @heyjaeeeee]

Me to Ella Langley when these 4 new Taylor songs drop

[A.A. @pashadelics]

Old school fat. You don’t get politicians built like this anymore. Rotund and ready to deal.