University of Austen Classics (parody)

ΜΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ ΑΛΗΘΗΝ: Reinforcing our Global Western Heritage with via the fearless pursuit of truth—but through parody.

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The ancient world was also prejudiced against big naturals. There are still spots available in our forbidden course where you can find out why.

[New York Post @nypost]

Woman shamed for 'distracting' breasts at dinner: 'Prejudice against big naturals' https://t.co/7OUe6dSak1

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New course announcement. Come learn about the historical inaccuracy of using pronouns.

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This is how a coward speaks.

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Thank you, @jk_rowling, for your bravery.

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New hire announcement.

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We used to be a country. A proper country.

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New summer course announcement.

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Students will no longer read fake translations of these texts. Register for our new summer course today.

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@ComVousDites The late night King of Comedy, Tucker Carlson.

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As Caesar said when he crossed the Rubicon: "We're back."

On this Thanksgiving Day, the Liberal Marxists at Twitter agreed to unlock our account. Thank you to the fearless Free Speech defenders who stuck with us. If you struggle to detect irony, consider our new summer course.

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Students will no longer read fake translations of these texts. Register for our new summer course today.

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@getupgetfree @nypost Undoubtedly useful information as we draw up a “Physical Fitness and Antiquity” program.

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We are thrilled to partner with the unparalleled @DonaldJTrumpJr for our new summer course, "Romans Who Were Ran Through."

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New summer course announcement.

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New course announcement: "The Symposium Almost Got It Right."

A challenging pursuit of truth awaits.

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@PlaidBarbarian @uaustinorg @RealUofAustin @sentantiq A good dose of Juvenilian satire should dupe before delighting.

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@YGFoodies We were struggling to find sigmas who were in line with our particular ideology, so we had to look elsewhere

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New summer course announcement.

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@theUofAustin We were under the impression he was on sabbatical in liberal wasteland Washington DC, but will reach out to him to reschedule a session.

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New course announcement. Come learn about the historical inaccuracy of using pronouns.