Simon Rowland

Creative strategist for businesses and their brands. (and, of course, an Arsenal fan)

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@DandDLondon Disappointing gold Monday experience. No mention of you cancelling the benefit for December. Very embarrassing for my guest, not to mention cynical. I understand you’ve plenty of business this month, but what about your friends who’ve stuck by you all year and last?

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@richardosman Great news. Keep us going over winter. Hope it still includes “where is Kazakhstan?”, playing to both my strengths and the celebrities weaknesses 🤣

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@rickygervais It was a great series

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@prodnose Good to hear

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@OllieHolt22 We had that debate when Arsenal and Chelsea were dragged to Baku. It made no sense then, it makes no sense now. But no one seems to care about common sense when money is involved. Unless it’s ESL

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@WYeates @MPSLimehouse @MPSTowerHam @THWheelers @Deliveroo Sorry no. But George our PC knows

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@WYeates @MPSLimehouse @MPSTowerHam @THWheelers @Deliveroo Look similar to people we picked up on CCTV earlier this year. Police have the details and footage (victory place)

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@daveydaibach Madeira an “unsung Spanish wine”?!

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@bose thanks for replacing my soundsport headphones! Great service.

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@KavanaghCk @AtlanticFyoo @sharonodea Oh no. Happy to say it face to face if needed

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@KavanaghCk @AtlanticFyoo @sharonodea Not even when Angela kept whining and made her stupid complaint public?

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@SocialSunman @sharonodea @British_Airways @Ryanair It sounds like Sharon made it “a thing”.

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@easyJet Thanks. It worked (with a kind of “if you say so” response from crew)

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@easyJet how do you download the bistro voucher? i cant see a link anywhere

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@easyJet No it was part of my ticket. There is a little symbol below the boarding pass barcode thingy that I’ve printed. That shows £7 bistro voucher. Is that all I need?

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

#LondonCityAirport why is your Wi-fi impossible to log into?

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@T5Transit Well it is when you can’t get on 2 because they are full. I’d have walked but was with someone who couldn’t

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@t5transit is it so hard to start the service to meet the morning A380 arrivals? 15 minutes wait. You should be embarrassed.

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

@Lucymyfanwy42 True. But 1 in 15 years?

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

#strictly Anton needs someone good one year surely?

[Simon Rowland @ukgooner]

The voice with the stats

[James Jordan @The_JamesJordan]

So her whole VT was about quickstep being her first dance

@GabbyLogan ‘s first dance on Strictly was quickstep and she was bloody brilliant!!!!

But at least she can be the second person to have it as her first dance 😜

Good job by the way.... just a little loose

#Strictly