Martin Beesley

Umbrellabird. Bass guitar. Puns. Beer. Where possible, puns involving beer. Portermanteau.

[A Hoppy Place. Craft Beer For All. Even you... @ahoppyplace]

"The folks who’ve set up because of their passion. We can’t afford to lose that passion from our industry, so if you can afford to go out, choose passion."

https://t.co/9cIPpZ7mCl

An absolutely superb article on industry health from @BeerNouveau

A must read. A humbling read.

[Martin Beesley @umbrellabirdbee]

Is there any greater sacrifice than letting kids put stickers on Lego builds by themselves?

#LEGO #LEGOSacrifice

[A New Chapter - Children's Bookstore @ANewChapterBks]

Madame Tussaud's Blackpool lugging their waxwork Boris to outside the job centre is an absolutely sensational bit of stick

[Dave Gorman @DaveGorman]

I'd never seen this before. But it's magnificent. Greg Davies (& the Horne Section) doing a song about his and Prince Harry's respective Nans at the Royal Variety a few years ago. Smashing stuff. https://t.co/Pfj4uJxdEk

[Martin Beesley @umbrellabirdbee]

@TUIUK now the bus has not even half the seats available for the amount of people that need to get to the hotel. 4yo is very upset that we have to leave people behind. What the hell are you playing at? It's 01.39.

[Martin Beesley @umbrellabirdbee]

@tuiuk 01.22 and still no luggage. No info, no help, no nothing.

[Martin Beesley @umbrellabirdbee]

@TUIUK delayed flight and now sat waiting at 01:11 for our suitcases when the plane landed well before midnight. No info, no help. If we're sleeping in the airport you could at least provide a pillow.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.

[Martin Beesley @umbrellabirdbee]

@georginaroses In 5 years time the property price will have increased by £20K+ so you'll be even further away from the deposit required than at the point when you had nothing.

[Martin Beesley @umbrellabirdbee]

@watsoncomedian Yes please!

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

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[Martin Beesley @umbrellabirdbee]

I love this so, so much.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

VOTE COUNT BINFACE TO:
✅ Fund the NHS
✅ Save the BBC
✅ Feed children
✅ Not unnecessarily kill thousands
✅ Bring back Ceefax
✅ Nationalise Adele
✅ Price cap croissants at £1
✅ Give Downing St some dignity
✅ Destroy the Tories
✅ Put Britain on the map
#MakeYourVoteCount

[Martin Beesley @umbrellabirdbee]

@AliSmith1111 @chrischirp What privilege, to assume we are entitled to get our life back.

[Martin Beesley @umbrellabirdbee]

@mrjohnmacleod I've got sense but I'm not a sensor