Stevie Wonder Bread

My real passion is my hobby.

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@ALXJFU @GregABedard Yes but like... we will still have him, with an extra year under his belt. He's so good that he's a walking top 5 offense on his own. So now you give him much better weapons and hopefully blocking and we might end up being clearly the best offense.

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@NewMediaSports_ I don't understand what 4th means in regards to TD-INT, nor do I think the graphics people. If he was 4th in total passing touchdowns, why not just make it that? I doubt it means fourth in TD:INT ratio.

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@calsayswhat @Jake4463113798 @SethWalder Mahomes has been trending down for 3 years now. They won a superbowl and made a superbowl in that timeframe, which has masked that his play has been super mediocre. And Andy might just be washed (tbd on that). I'm not super high on them.

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@cssavedme That was not them leaking it. But Jaylen already knows they tried it once and has been kind of a malcontent this offseason. They can't really do it again unless they actually pull the trigger.

But again, our FO just does not leak anything. Other FOs do.

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Which, this is just a coping mechanism for them because he broke up with them. I get why they're doing it. It doesn't make it any less sweet to dunk on them in the future though.

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I like how Eagles fans how now pivoted to the "actually AJ is a fucking bum, have fun with him". He's going to have 1,400 yards and 12 touchdowns and I'm keeping all the receipts.

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@eggeagles413309 @Brycen2047 We beat the Bills last season, our roster is clearly now better, they have a rookie head coach, and frankly their schedule is harder despite playing the #2 schedule. They play Rams, Ravens, Texans and we play Seahawks, Jags, Steelers.

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@GoffmanXShreadz @MikeGiardi He's 6'1" and Rob is 6'6". He's not *that* short.

[Taylor Kyles @tkyles39]

AJ Brown says he was so disappointed when the #Patriots drafted N’Keal Harry with the 32nd pick in 2019 that he left his draft party and got in his car to take time to himself

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I don't understand why Tom Holland has so much juice in Hollywood. He hasn't had a success outside of Spider-Man, which was obviously famous sans him.

I like him as Spider-Man but like... Why?

[Variety @Variety]

Tom Holland would call "Spider-Man" producers from "The Odyssey" set in order to "lay down the law" about filming blockbusters the Christopher Nolan way:

“I'd say, ‘We are not going to come to set and figure it out. We need to know why we are making this movie beyond the fact that it’s ‘Spider-Man 4’ and they make loads of money and we’re going to just have a big summer. Why are we making this movie?’ And Destin was super instrumental in that, but it was just really great to constantly be calling up the studio and [producers] Amy [Pascal] and Rachel [O’Connor], who I love, and be like, ‘Well, Chris is doing it this way. This is how I think we should be doing it.’ ” (via GQ)

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@aonbc1 @ksenguptaa Caleb Williams same thing. Same class as Drake and he's a year older.

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@AJBrownEnjoyer @tkyles39 Welp. Out either ways. Vrabel confirmed that. Seems like they changed this rule recently.

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@PhinsUp123191 @KenHPatsFan @MikeReiss In this world, where Kyle is 35 and Reggie is 28 and going to be used much more. He’s an All Pro caliber guy.

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@jungclone @UofBasketball @KalshiSports @KalshiHoops While being the youngest guy in this chart.

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@BrettChatsSport @greggrosenthal Guys care first and foremost about making money. Good chance this is his only real payday in his career and he’s trying to maximize that. Winning is secondary to that. It’s a job.

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@BrettChatsSport @greggrosenthal Boutte is going to demand a trade. He wants to be paid, not be the WR3/4.

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@dalirs_aphasia @greggrosenthal They played plenty of good defenses. They played bad QBs. He doesn’t play against QBs. You people constantly confuse those two things.

Also Drake made a lot of tight window throws. Our WRs and TEs were not getting a ton of separation. Definitely top 5 in attempts.

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@Blocboy_dc @Patriots I don't think he comes back. They need Kyle's speed and to actually give him snaps. That would be two years wasted for a 3rd round pick. AJ/Doubs/Diggs is not that fast. Kyle is a legit burner (and so is Pop).

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@NFL_Researcher @NextGenStats @Patriots Any stats on Drake Maye's per dropback/pass against man? He only threw 492 times so I'm not really expecting him to lead the league in any volume stats.