O V E R L O R D

i keep forgetting what people tell me to make my bio

[🫶🏻 🦋💋 @manitarynapkin]

@shelleddiva

[O V E R L O R D @underwrld888]

@houseofhous Can you just text me a warning so I know before I open my Twitter beside my mom

[bridget @pacinocrave]

"12 likes isn't a lot" now imagine 12 angry men

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Browsing Tubi and found a video of my own funeral

[tasman @lildorothy_]

cool letterboxd man we're all really worried about you

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Lazlo

[yeah whatever @chasedbywasps]

could be my birthday again here soon if I play my cards right

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

If you’re scalping movie tickets kill yourself

[Tori WTF @ItsToriWtf]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[O V E R L O R D @underwrld888]

@houseofhous Honestly I'm just doing it because I know I've got my boysssssssssssss

[dolo @doloyeung]

I just laid a wreath at the tomb of the even more unknown soldier. I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it. It's the kind of monument only the real remembrance heads know about

[Loki @codeHusky]

They call it porn cause I’m porn pepto bismol in the laundry machine

[ＷＥＴ ＡＲＭＡＤＩＬＬＯ @BauceSauce]

police pulled me over because flock cameras caught me running around town with a swag too different

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

if green onions were a woman she would be so beautiful

[O V E R L O R D @underwrld888]

@houseofhous One time on May 23, 2010 I pushed a man onto the tracks as the train came. No one saw me. I can't undo it. I can't undo it.

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

i would never tease you or be mean to you unless the moment was particularly opportune

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Just deleted the Instagram app to help with productivity, a trait I am known and revered for