David Adler

I'm very self-referential.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[David Adler @unit01]

@TheLesterLee Bad tweet

[David Adler @unit01]

@somefloridan @grungeripper479 @FBI @god @Police @WTF @s8n @Diddy @TrueDetective @gendo @REI @unit02 @shinji @asuka

[David Adler @unit01]

@LukeBornheimer @SFFDPIO My man

[David Adler @unit01]

@mehulkar 4 3 2 1 by Paul Auster

[David Adler @unit01]

@leyink @jacobmparis Missing a close quote, boss 😂

[David Adler @unit01]

@BrynnTannehill Exactly this.

[David Adler @unit01]

@mtgreenee I've heard some dumb shit since 2016 but this is arguably the dumbest.

[David Adler @unit01]

@NYTGames why are you guys getting rid of the digital variety puzzles? I love doing the cryptic and acrostic. Will you at least move them to the app?

[David Adler @unit01]

@mehulkar @AppleTVPlus You’re welcome!

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

One small idea would be to stop shitting on my family when you’re running for office in Arizona.

[David Adler @unit01]

@MisterJoelPerez PLEASE let this be a recurring series Joel

[Malynda Hale @MalyndaHale]

It's funny the Jewish community is being accused of trying to control everything, but I can't remember the last time a Jewish person tried to force their religion on me, or govern the country based on what THEY believe in.

[New Yorker Evangelion Bot @NewYorkerEvaBot]

I think my dad is losing his memory—he keeps forgetting to say he's proud of me.

[David Adler @unit01]

@mehulkar 😂😂😂

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

trains

[David Adler @unit01]

@pjhurley Mazel