UnNamed Show

Bitching and moan about the things that matter and those that don't.

[Gt Collins @gtcolliins]

A couple bats flew out when I unzipped my pants. Am I aroused?

[Gt Collins @gtcolliins]

Face tattoos have a way of saying, "let me in your anus."

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't comeback, tell everyone she has herpes.

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

I had a joke about abortion, but I just trashed it.

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

"Well, he took me to see that movie Project X..." is how most police reports for date rapes will start this year.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Name ONE thing the Galactic Empire has done that’s worse than a Nickelback album. You can’t.

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

Writing my girlfriend a poem for Valentine's day. What rhymes with "I wanna fuck your tits like a Mexican plastic surgeon"?

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

Oh, me? Just googling "does farting make your butthole darker?"

[UnNamed Show @unnamedshow]

Did you just call your cousin sexy? That's inappropriate and hot. RT @rockinAuntieJ:
ohhh! You both make me wanna watch Star Wars! Sexy!!!

[Dawn Douglas @dame_nerd]

My baby girl was born 10 years ago!

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

You know you took a good dump when the Koala Bear Kare baby changing station doesn't even shut right.

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

Pretty sneaky of you, Asians that look like Mexicans.

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

If you've worn orange pants, fuck you.

[UnNamed Show @unnamedshow]

#nexttimewehavesex don't press charges RT @BestWorstAdvice: The #nexttimewehavesex try not to laugh again.

[UnNamed Show @unnamedshow]

Yeah, he was looking for a damn midget. RT @MrNegativity138: But it would have gone perfectly with my other tweet. RT @dcekaelin

[UnNamed Show @unnamedshow]

He seemed to know you. RT @dcekaelin: ???? RT @MrNegativity138: Hey @dcekaelin, who is this guy talking about you?

[UnNamed Show @unnamedshow]

Talking to oneself is the only guarantee of stimulating conversation

[UnNamed Show @unnamedshow]

Yes, please RT @dcekaelin: Blue harvest, anyone?

[Dawn Douglas @dame_nerd]

MPAA perhaps creating things worth paying for would end piracy #PIPA #SOPA

[Dawn Douglas @dame_nerd]

Perhaps that $94 million should have gone to movies instead of Congress so we wouldn't have to deal w/ a Police Academy reboot. #SOPA #PIPA