kaka mbweha

pressure is privilege

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Kurudiana delayed is not kurudiana denied kweli

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

"Our first agenda is to KICK OUT Ruto, we don't want to give out all of our plans because Kasongo copies everything that we say!"~Sifuna

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

Edwin Sifuna says he is ready to discuss President William Ruto’s extortion claims against him in a presidential debate, adding that a comparison of their respective records would expose far graver scandals by the Head of State.

[That's Freaking Amazing @DesireToSee]

The size of a queen termite

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Stop counting for your own good. If you have decided to walk away from anything avoid keeping tabs on it open because every day you think about it - whether it’s booze, cigarettes or a person.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

No conman is good at small talk but all professionals use it to gauge your character & see your takes on every day mundane things. It’s not that men are intimidated by intelligent women, it’s that intelligent women like to compete with men after they beat all the women they know.

[kaka mbweha @unruly_cyphe]

@tmoyuvat Ni mbaya

[unc @tmoyuvat]

“Second day of no contact” meanwhile it’s just another day for her.

[Eric @amerix]

If you are intending to marry a Luhya woman,

Know the subtribe.

This is important.

Some subtribes emanate from a lineage of witches,

Some from thieves.

Some from murderers and cannibals.

Some subtribes genetically influence their women to be combative and rude, e.g., Banyore.

A Kisa subtribe woman is naturally warm and has a high propensity for fertility.

Marama subtribe has good women, but the core Marama woman, what we call "Namukhula", can be combative if you fail to tame her.

Approach the Wanga woman with caution. They have a clan that calls its women "Bwibo — Makulu saba." These are dynamite.

Bukusu women are malleable but easily attracted to fellow Bukusu men. They don't get much comfort and safety from other men. You can marry her if you are not Bukusu, but if you falter, she will likely cheat on you with a Bukusu man.

The Isukha and Idakho are volatile in nature. They can bite your dick off. They are also fertile, sexually electric and chaotic if you fail to tame her.

The best bet in the Luhya community would be:

• Ba'Tsotso: Kakamega, Bukura

• Ba'Marachi: Busia

• Ba'Samia: Busia

• Ba'Khayo: Busia

• Ba'Kisa: Kakamega, Khwisero

• Ba'Tirichi: Vihiga, Nandi

• Ba'Tachoni: Bungoma, Kitale

You will not go wrong with these ones.

One simple roar, and they coil back to their femininity.

Maragoli are volatile, their fuse is always on emergency. Only Maragoli men can handle them. Marry them if your father owns a tea factory in Mudete.

#MasculinitySaturday

[kaka mbweha @unruly_cyphe]

@not_marcus0 😂😂😂njaa ni kitu mbaya sana

[Otrrrr @jectp751]

Need my dick overly creamed on

[kaka mbweha @unruly_cyphe]

@viniecryvic @ule_mkaka 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[kaka mbweha @unruly_cyphe]

@ule_mkaka @viniecryvic Expresso kuna kitu walifanyia flicky😂😂anakuwanga amewawekea lawama

[kaka mbweha @unruly_cyphe]

@AlhajiKe Kahalifu khairo🤣

[kaka mbweha @unruly_cyphe]

@ThatFernStan Ykb

[The Wisefool @DavidMukim93339]

😂😂Jamaa inashare nguo na cameraman pia 😂kutetea billionaire no ngumu sasa

[Fidel Castro @Cas_troh]

Nimepata kazi ya kukaa kwa gari ionekane imejaa naanza kesho

[kaka mbweha @unruly_cyphe]

@droopyndoch Hii version ni safi

[Matatu Industry Reborn @matatuindustry]

only Rongai na umoja ndio hujua exactly what the game needs....