Useless Eater

kang-sized guitarist and Goose's adopted father figure.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

The donkey meets his new toy and instantly loses it with joy. 😂 Pure happiness, right there.

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

I know you needed this today. Chihuahua dressed as a centurion being pulled by a Dachshund horse

[Comic Tropes @CTropes]

Simon Bisley, Go Nagai, Frank Frazetta, and Glen Danzig. Wow.

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

Rest in peace Jimmy Carter, you were our most Scarlett Johansson looking president

[wint @dril]

im glad to see the army is starting to punish cadets for being circumcised. i was circumcised long ago during a moment of weakness (infancy)

[The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz]

Objectively, the best part of Home Alone is when they yell “Fuller, take it easy on the Pepsi” because he wets the bed & Kieran Culkin looks at the camera like this

[m. taddow @MikeTaddow]

heard it be going down in that spot

[just2good (Sarah G) @just2goodYT]

The official Mattel Wicked dolls link to a porn site on the box 😭😭

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

RIP to Star Trek alumnus Tony Todd, who played Kurn, Worf's brother, & a grown-up Jake Sisko in one of my favorite Deep Space Nine episodes ever, The Visitor

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

found an incredible YouTube channel--guy from Ohio uploads full noirs and does late-night TV style intros while dressed as a gumshoe

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

his baby is on the roof

[Tom Studans @maximumwelfare]

RIP

[boogie woogie bagel boy @bippburger]

rip quincy jones man💔🐐

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

RIP Quincy Jones, you left your mark in music. You literally worked with everybody and became the mark of a true composer and you're also one of the greatest trash talkers we will ever see thank you for everything.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

This is who I picture if you say you went to 'Pepperdine University'. CandyLand аss sounding institution

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

Vintage Firecracker Art Thread

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