sammy coocooroo

dude pull it together

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

dreams come true

[idiot's ballerina @blepsatyou]

next level commitment to his craft. most pro sexual harassers would be taking a break around a male aide, but Cuomo is actually able and willing to make up a woman to leer at.

[morrisoncrying @morrisoncrying]

You should be able to log SNY Mets broadcasts on Letterboxd

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

@jsomero05 @claire_rubel this tweet will be in the documentary

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

@jsomero05 @trentwchic

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

@robxapollo dude 😭

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

@wadesrlytired could watch ts all week

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

@g0packg010 @itssRELAX Jordan Love should work at KFC the way he’s giving out 6-pieces

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

@g0packg010 @itssRELAX Chris surely ur kidding about that pussyfoot hit right

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

@itssRELAX No fun league!

[gallo @dieluqy]

not to be the friend that’s too woke but it’s crazy how this reaction to a baseball game is a “celebration” but a protest for Black or Palestinian lives is labeled as a riot

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

shoutout to the 50+ year old man i just saw driving his range rover in a bald cap and full head/face makeup as The Lorax

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

american psycho remake requires robert pattinson or dont make it

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

@Josiah_Ray @ArtButSports this is the best part

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Slaying of the Devil (by St. Michael), artist unknown, late 16th century, 📸 by Jason Miller

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

the purdue QB used to make fun of me in highschool so tonight imma scream at him on TV Boilermakers +1800 BABY

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

betting apps make you sign 3 sets of paperwork confirm an SMS code and do a citizenship test if u want to withdraw money

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

@wadesrlytired

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

got a little too into football just now until i remembered thats what The System wants

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

if u didnt want to talk about politics u shouldn’t have come over to watch football

[sammy coocooroo @usually_sammy]

@wadesrlytired

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

This Jags fan has unlimited aura