Benjamin Varghese

To be the best at what ever I am in. To be better than what I was yesterday.

[Ndax @ndaxio]

To celebrate 7 years of offering Canadians reliable & safe access to crypto, we thought we'd give 7 of something..
How about for the next 7 days, we give $1000 CAD of crypto?
Make it $500 CAD to 2 winners each day!

That's $7000 CAD of crypto you can win this week! 🤯
Details ⬇️

[Benjamin Varghese @varg_benjamin09]

@ndaxio #NdaxTurns7 congratulations on turning 7 ! Many more to come :) one of the best in Canada for crypto @ndaxio

[Benjamin Varghese @varg_benjamin09]

@shakepay

[Benjamin Varghese @varg_benjamin09]

@ChristBangalore with a heavy heart I write this about the university where I completed my masters.

https://t.co/rywxCW6puR

[Dad Jokes! 👨 @dadgivesjokes]

What kind of car does a sheep drive?

A Lamborghini.

Just kidding. Sheep can't afford a Lambo. They just take an Ewe-ber.

[Benjamin Varghese @varg_benjamin09]

@VirginAustralia I am using the 6 alpha-numeric reference number I got while booking the ticket. I am located in Canada can I get a number I can call from here. Pls Ty

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

How a dad makes his son tired before their flight 🥺
https://t.co/Twe9WE3kxK

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I was once so broke I couldn't afford to pay my electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of my life.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

[Benjamin Varghese @varg_benjamin09]

@petrocanada I have replied to the DM

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

It's illegal to laugh out loud in Hawaii.

You have to keep it to a low ha.

[Benjamin Varghese @varg_benjamin09]

@socialepfo @RawaleMayur @PMOIndia @byadavbjp @Rameswar_Teli @LabourMinistry @AmritMahotsav @socialepfo agreed you guys need time to fix it but could you kindly provide a eta for the same ???? 4wks more ???

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My wife bet me $1000 I couldn't turn spaghetti into a car.

You should have see her face when I drove pasta.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Which celebrity is always ready for cereal?

Reese. With her spoon.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Who was the builder of King Arthurs round table?

Sir Cumference.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo

It was great. She’s a keeper.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My Uncle named his dogs Rolex And Timex.

They are his watch dogs.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?

He pastaway. Cannoli do so much.

Now he’s just a pizza history.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My wife told me I ruined her birthday.

But I didn't even know it was her birthday.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs!