curated 🅱️utch

gay birdwatching painter &the only sagittarius you'll like

[curated 🅱️utch @veroasted]

almost every Seinfeld conflict could be solved by a cell phone, but it's so fun to see how much it sucked to make or change plans armed only with a house phone and an answering machine

[cory @coolmathgame_]

her: i’m a librarian

me: i love books. i’m reading one rn

her: what book

me after staring at the ground for 17 seconds: seinfeld

[curated 🅱️utch @veroasted]

she sees every aisle of the craft store with a very different lens than I do

[curated 🅱️utch @veroasted]

nobody:
my gf: they would take this away from you in the mental hospital

[Maffy @mttdchn]

when will drag race do this spoken word lip sync

[curated 🅱️utch @veroasted]

@placeswebreathe if anyone out there fits this bill then speak up because frankly I don't believe you exist !!!

[curated 🅱️utch @veroasted]

who has ever wanted a tshirt with a little emblem in the corner and all the cool shit on the back???

[Jay Vee @jayvee__17]

When you high af and they start recording

[sloppyanna 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @theOFFICIALmilf]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all week

[curated 🅱️utch @veroasted]

just bought a real bra for the first time in at least 5 years

[sio @bestinsio]

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

[ajax @mousewithagun]

i know at least 3 transmascs who look exactly like this and i love that for us

[curated 🅱️utch @veroasted]

watching the boggle episode of koth and I feel like I'm having a stroke

[pj @pjayevans]

when someone is shocked that you haven’t seen a movie. Who gives a shit..I was doing other stuff

[curated 🅱️utch @veroasted]

@ashcasti YES it's gonna be such a good time 😎

[curated 🅱️utch @veroasted]

I hate that I'm so scared of what my parents will say/think about my facial hair. my coworkers, friends, and strangers on the street all see my hairy face every day but going home to see my parents without shaving makes me wanna throw up.