A K Bouchard 🌐🧦

Amateur necromancer; podcast listener; generalized anxiety disorder; cat allergy; he/him

[A K Bouchard 🌐🧦 @veryfluffypanda]

@meakoopa that should read "only affects the poor" /facepalm

[A K Bouchard 🌐🧦 @veryfluffypanda]

@meakoopa At the same time, we also should not buy into (blight/drought) -> (famine) as a natural law. Most famines are both 1) caused by policies that exacerbate natural failures and 2) a phenomenon that only affects the rich. Famines are political.

[A K Bouchard 🌐🧦 @veryfluffypanda]

They'd never print something like this today!

[Bryant Cook @Bryant_Cook]

Wait, WHAT?!

[Federal Reserve @federalreserve]

@federalreserve announces that its new system for instant payments, the FedNow® Service, is now live (1/4): https://t.co/LKnPLZCRGF

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

I think @dieworkwear makes up a lot of his rules and I think we all know it. But we’re hungry for leadership. We live in a power vacuum. He exudes technocratic authority and people crave that.

[A K Bouchard 🌐🧦 @veryfluffypanda]

@JeremiahDJohns Has anyone seen Jeremiah Johnson and Griffin McElroy in the same room together?

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

i like going to an indian restaurant to order butter chicken, garlic naan, and mango lassi and then immediately driver to a mexican restaurant to order enchiladas, maragaritas and chips. then i ask my date who i left in the car both times if she wants to get ice cream

[A K Bouchard 🌐🧦 @veryfluffypanda]

@CommanderHerald Since the ozone layer has been healing recently, does this mean we can expect the Rules Committee to re-introduce 'banned as commander'?

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Ope just gonna scooch right past ya

[A K Bouchard 🌐🧦 @veryfluffypanda]

@okay_connie @JeremyMonjo @willmenaker The academic who coined the term Orientalism is named Said

[A K Bouchard 🌐🧦 @veryfluffypanda]

@hovermyr @RedCloakedCrow Just give the table a ten minute extension every time a Shahrazad resolves, what's the problem?

[A K Bouchard 🌐🧦 @veryfluffypanda]

@ForrestRoche @SkyeKahoalii @bi_scotti_5 @Category_Fury I would simply punch the grass until the seeds of modern wheat cultivars appeared and plant and eat those 🤷

[puppy enjoyer @BokononsProphet]

This is legally its own city.

Unknown to people outside of Minnesota, it has its own mayor, downtown, and restaurants that had their first location in Minneapolis.

[A K Bouchard 🌐🧦 @veryfluffypanda]

@besttrousers @trevposts @JeremiahDJohns We would follow you into Hell itself if you told us it would reduce lumber tariffs or relax zoning restrictions.

[𝙶𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢𝚜𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚐, 𝙼𝚊’𝚊𝚖 🗯 @gettysburgmaam]

Ladies & Gentlemen...
be sure to tip your hats to
the 1st Minnesota
who, this afternoon is ordered by Hancock to "Charge those lines!"
In stopping the rebs advance they suffer 82% casualties & SAVED the union line.
A suicide mission... & the bravest of the brave. #gettysburg

[A K Bouchard 🌐🧦 @veryfluffypanda]

@GrayAthene Today's lesson: Napoleon's famous "manoeuvre sur les derrières"

[A K Bouchard 🌐🧦 @veryfluffypanda]

@___maryboy @HTTP_Lovecraft For anyone curious: the golden gate bridge has a clearance of 220 feet. The world record jump is 193 feet. World record attempts at 174 and 177 feet resulted in severe injuries.

[Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler]

This is a nice thought but blue states like Massachusetts cannot serve as a refuge for LGBTQ+ people in states where our rights are under attack when rent in Boston is $3200/month, compared to $1800 in Houston.