Luis Mineiro

Director of Digital Foundation at ASOS (ex-Delivery Hero, ex-Zalando)
SRE Charmer

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@DeLonghiUK my 3 month old De'Longhi Magnifica Plus broke in December. Your support has tried to pick it up 3 times. No one picked it up, no one knows why. It's February and there is no solution in sight. Please do better.

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@JohnCleese ¿Que?

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@mipsytipsy Are you planning on nerding out about this in Vegas this week?

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@fernandoalvim Skid Row

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

Do you tell friends and family that you went to the wrong airport? Asking for a friend

[Andrew Howden (in 🐻@🇩🇪) @andrewhowdencom]

#SREConEMEA #CallForPapers ends soon! If you were planning on submitting a talk, you should do it now. Otherwise, you'll forget and you'll miss that opportunity 😥

It doesn't take too long. Checkout the website for details:

*https://t.co/i5XPY8Uq4r

[Sr. Rui @camandro]

Bom dia! Vamos lá então a isto. Preciso de um bilhete para o Jamor (a preço justo). O @dac_cosme merece ir para cima da casa de banho do jamor ver o penálti do Esgaio que vai dar a vitória ao Sporting!

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@Mr_DrinksOnMe Korean somaek done right?

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@ghohpe It was great to hear from you, again, in so clear terms, the dos and donts alongside the trade offs. Hope to meet again soon

[Andrew Howden (in 🐻@🇩🇪) @andrewhowdencom]

#SREConEMEA has its #CallForPapers currently open! You can access it here:

* https://t.co/i5XPY8Uq4r

I have both been and spoken at this conference, and it is the conference I think is perhaps most valuable to go to.

If you have thoughts on software operations write them up!

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@shuheikagawa Lol. Nice April Fool’s 👏🏻

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@heinrichhartman @Werner @vikramank14 @cidrdb @AmazonScience Thanks. I was lazy and caught this between meetings. It is well described in the actual paper - "These are typically 2-4 page long documents2 written by domain experts with defined sections like ’Likely causes’, ’Corner cases’, ’Actions’" - post mortems. Very exciting stuff

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@GergelyOrosz Correlation vs Causation?

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@vonfreud Ok. You drove a hard bargain. You win

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@ATRightMovies 42

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@tomahock Pelo menos mete um stunnel em frente disso 😅

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@andrewhowdencom @SREcon How was it? Top 3 takeaways? #FOMO

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@TK_HelpDesk Thanks for trying to help. The form that you just linked is not useful at all. It is asking me for feedback that I already gave.

[Luis Mineiro @voidmaze]

@TurkishAirlines has got to have probably the worse user experience ever. I have a Miles&More account. To use it is an unforgiving exercise where you really have to remember things that are easy to forget (member ID). Recovering the password on the web does not work