C’mon man I’m Alan Jones

Conservatives and progressives unite. We are being turned against one another by rich cunts.

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It’s funny how Peter Dutton wanted to sue a poorly Twitter user but won’t threaten Bob Carr who’s backed by Macquarie Bank...

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@elonmusk Dude you’re the biggest grifter on the planet. But desperate immigrants are the problem.

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@KobieThatcher Next week he’s doing a form of mediumship where he speaks to Hitler, bc he was really just misunderstood.

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@FreedomAus80100 So he’s immune to laws? That sets a great precedent.

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@FBIDirectorKash Release the Epstein files unredacted then, like y’all promised.

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@SenatorCash But do you like Indian food?

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@StephenM Suck it Nazis. You’re never gonna change the constitution.

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@KariLake @OANN @DanNewsManBall Before you fuck him, Kari, make sure to remove his diaper and wipe his bum.

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@SarahWorkx All those pictures of her nude or hanging with Epstein scream class.

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@AngusTaylorMP Some silverspoon isn’t the answer unless the question is “how can we make the rich even richer?”. You’re on the nose Angus. NEXT

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@MELANIATRUMP If trans women don’t belong in women’s sports, prostitutes don’t belong in the White House.

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@patrickbetdavid You suck Trump’s dick.

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@EricTrump @elonmusk is this being investigated by DOGE?

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@1RealSkeletor69 @krassenstein Does the FBI report of Trump punching a 13 year old after she bit his penis make you like him more as well?

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@SecKennedy @US_FDA Including heroin and cocaine? Did a little part of you die seeing those drug boats being blown up?

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@RepJackKimble Is this satire or are you genuinely thick as pig shyte?

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@PeteHegseth @POTUS You bombed a girls school. A fucking girls school.

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@KerryHolmekb By who? The local sewage treatment plant?

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@RepNancyMace What about living children?

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@RichardAngwin Inadequate.

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@Ryandally08 Left Wing 😂 is this opposite world for fuckwits and dumb cunts?