guidette 🇵🇸

birthstone: opal

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I hate looking at Hinge it’s like omg I could never love you

[guidette 🇵🇸 @walmartbong]

@Alonso_GD @Magnus_Observer This product is a scam please don’t give them your money

[guidette 🇵🇸 @walmartbong]

@WeDeserveJ4g6 This product is a scam please don’t give them your money

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

SHARIA LAW WORKS!!!!!

[Covie @covie_93]

Kash Patel drinks until he can see straight.

[bunny 🫧 @zombnnuy]

My personal opinion is this is not progressive in any way. Its the same as girls making out for male attention. They wont do this with men because that would be cheating, but doing it with another woman isnt because sapphic relationships/sexuality arent taken seriously.

[ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ꕤ @fanciefull]

maybe instead of learning about every sex position to perform them in front of minors you could've educated yourself about other cultures and how to respect them

[ali¹² 🍀🐝 @spideryuuji_]

theres a rise in women in pop culture using sapphic personas and sexualising themselves to gain male attention but they kill you for pointing it out

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Your dad small as hell 😭

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

This speech probably hits so hard if you’re dying in hospice

[guidette 🇵🇸 @walmartbong]

@GregAbbott_TX Sitting government official reposting poorly generated AI content and keeping it up despite the community notes is truly unprecedented levels of retardation

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Couldnt agree more

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

Put a gun in my mouth and you couldn’t get me to care about the structural integrity of whatever the fuck a Jewish Ambulance is

[maha @mahaaaay]

type of guys that have to put their finger under the words when they read

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Deadanyahu

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

These things would probably taste delicious when sautéed with butter and herbs

[Premier League Champions @CokeSipper]

Fat demented pedophile president announcing he launched a war on Iran in the middle of the night on the weekend wearing a hat with USA in gigantic letters is just so fucking retarded it’s unreal