clare o'grady

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “There’s two major lies Republicans tell all the time. Number one: Immigrants do crimes in overwhelming numbers. That’s a lie. The evidence is the exact opposite. The evidence shows migrants are responsible for a much lower share of crime per capita than documented citizens are. The second biggest lie is there are far too many people voting in this country and we have to restrict them. The problem is far too little people are voting. Voter fraud, not a problem. The real problem is voter suppression”

[susa @prinkasusa]

In 2006, a 51-year-old ER nurse in Portland was attacked at home by a man armed with a hammer. She fought back fiercely and strangled him in self-defense. During the struggle, she shouted: “TELL ME WHO SENT YOU HERE AND I WILL CALL YOU A F*ING AMBULANCE!”

[Pramila Jayapal @PramilaJayapal]

Fixed it for you.

[☿ Filio! ☿ @FilioBTD]

> Becomes mayor
> Republicans threaten to leave the city
> Zionists leave and threaten to never come back
> All that before even changing anything

Is this the most effective politician on the planet?

[MK @tonykitchenz]

How many fucking countries can these cunts bomb without any worldwide condemnation?

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

“you think everything and everyone is beautiful”
“maybe that’s the real punk rock”

[freelancegoon @freelancegoon]

I’m on the ground holding my stomach puking blood in so much pain

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

courage entering the town of twin peaks.........

[y @sangriatits]

if i get a boyfriend he’s my girlfriend

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Not sure if this counts but Secretariat was considered a biomechanically perfect horse, like to an extent that you couldn't design a better one. He was also well-tempered and easy to train. His Triple Crown speed records remain unbroken 50 years later.

[RINA. @LAVIDAPRADA]

i am who i am because of them

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

hey man sorry to do this, but could you maybe skip the crazy frog song? it reminds me of her too much. it used to be OUR song

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Now that Game of Thrones is over, what will people who didn’t watch Game of Thrones brag about?

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

my mom when she was pregnant with me:

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