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[ThanksForListening @wasT_G]

@SouthWestWater @Ofwat Afternoon @southwestwater, I wonder if you would trouble yourselves to answer the question I have now asked 12 times?

How many £s have you paid out in shareholder dividends since 1989?

@sascampaigns @Feargal_Sharkey @thetimes @Telegraph @10DowningStreet @BBCNews @ITVNews

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Darren Grimes trying to cover up his racism?

@DurhamCouncil - why is he still on your leadership?

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Racist coke head Tommy still hasn't deleted this tweet, even though he's been told multiple times that she was helping to rescue the seagull. He put an innocent woman in danger.

His hatred for Muslims is next level. He doesn't care about the facts at all, and neither do his followers.

[Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) @GBNews23653867]

🚨@Edwina_Currie destroys Nigel Farage.

#ItsOver #TeamBinface #CountBinface

[Vivian McKerrell @VivianMcKerrell]

By this point, anyone in clacton who is still backing Farage despite this unraveling patterns of allegation is either insane, or so invested in his cult of personality you’d look stupid to admit it.

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

Crimes that Nigel Farage has stuck his nose into, going against explicit police requests:

Southport.
Henry Nowack's murder.
Ann Widdecombe's murder.

Surely, at some stage, someone in the police needs to have a serious word to stop this clickbait scaremongering? It's dangerous.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Zia Yusuf is quite right. It's outrageous to approach one of the five houses I own and that I have done publicity photos outside of, then ask if I'm there! What next - asking the man who wants to run the country to explain his £5 million gift or his funding from a fraudster?

[ThanksForListening @wasT_G]

@Fred_Constantin Thanks so much
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[Sly U @SlyForTheRight]

🚨 ANOTHER REFORM SCANDAL ON THE HORIZON? 🚨

Calls are growing for an investigation into a £200,000+ donation made by someone described as a church warden who runs a small company that does not appear to require audited accounts.

The question many are asking is simple: how was such a large donation possible, and where did the money come from?

Reform UK has questions to answer — and transparency matters.

This story is not going away anytime soon.

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

BREAKING; Bank of England confirms that Nigel Farage lobbied them on crypto after taking £5million from a crypto billionaire.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Remember how I said if scheme looks like money laundering & smells like money laundering, Brexit Party’s should prove it’s *not* money laundering? That was before I knew an *actual* money launderer involved. Meet George Cottrell. Convicted felon. And acting Brexit Party treasurer

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Labour's Miatta Fahnbulleh, "Do you think it's ok to take £5m and not declare it?"

Nadhim Zahawi, "Yes, because it's within the rules"

It's actually not within the rules because it was a political gift either for his years of campaigning for Brexit, or for security, both of which are political

And that's the whole point of the parliamentary investigation which Nigel Farage has tried to scupper by resigning, forcing a by-election, then standing again

Of course, Zahawi is no stranger to controversy:

2013: Claimed parliamentary expenses for horse stables: Zahawi claimed around £5,822 for electricity at his riding school stables and a yard manager’s accommodation; he said it was a mistake and repaid money that was incorrectly claimed.

2022–23: HMRC tax affair: Zahawi paid a reported multimillion-pound settlement over tax linked to the sale of YouGov shares; an ethics inquiry later found he breached the Ministerial Code over his handling and declaration of the matter.

2000–2023: Balshore Investments offshore trust: Questions were raised over why his YouGov founder shares were held through a Gibraltar-based family trust and whether the arrangement reduced tax liability

2023: Ministerial Code breach and sacking: Ethics adviser Sir Laurie Magnus found failures to properly disclose and manage the tax dispute, and Rishi Sunak removed Zahawi as Conservative Party chairman

[David @Zero_4]

Performative patriotism

He’ll wear the shirt but dodge the tax

#bbclaurak

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Devon and Cornwall Police have strongly urged the public and media not to speculate about the motive behind the murder of Ann Widdecombe.

Nigel Farage me:

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Very cool, entertaining and with high production values: if I were @Nigel_Farage, I’d consider dipping into that £5 million to try to get out a video that can compare to it.

[Dystopian Girl #FBPE - dystopiangirl.bsky.social @DistopianGirl]

@Iancoll94354676 Two of her senior Party members from Reform UK Ltd are in the #EpsteinFiles. She literally runs away.

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

This is utterly pathetic — writing to Ofcom because his boss was asked some public questions by a journalist.

Farage truly is one of the world's greatest victims. 🤦‍♂️

Here's a thought, Nigel; if you don't like public scrutiny, don't take £98,599 from the public for your job.

[Dan Evans @dai_alectic]

This bonkers lad doing more scrutiny of reform and jenrick than 99% of the msm

[GET A GRIP @docrussjackson]

Two fucking years ago many of us were sounding the alarm.

On the far right, convcited fraudster George Cottrell, author of the book 'How to Launder Money'. The guy second from the right? Nathan Gill - Reform's former Welsh leader who in September 2025, pleaded guilty to eight charges relating to the acceptance of bribes from a former pro-Russia Ukrainian politician to make pro-Russian statements in the European Parliament and to the media, now serving ten and a half years in prison.

I sincerely hope Farage is next.

The Guardian today:

[ThanksForListening @wasT_G]

@Joseph_Boam Anti-establishment to the very core😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

😆 USA 🇺🇸 enjoying the Monty Python spectacle of @CountBinface v Farage Clacton by election.

“On 6th August Farage is going to have to actively prove to voters that he’s better than a garbage bin!”