jojo

look at this

[jojo @waterslap]

Love wins.

[jojo @waterslap]

i want my name back

[barbi @elladjarin]

I laughed a little on this scene cause the commissioner told him “you almost killed a cop!” and it didn’t moved me the slightest

[Eastleigh FC @EastleighFC]

⏱ 45’ | There is a brief delay in the game, with Charlie Kirk down. ⏸️

[1-1] #Spitfires ✈️

[The Soulful Mandrill @tinylittlehomie]

Are you fucking crazy? It’s almost bedtime

[BlueJay @them_failure]

Me: You're in the mineshaft while your boy's on mine shaft. Is that anything?

The guard that only tells lies: yeah

[val @valyeeet]

when someone irl wants to know u better but the long distance
maybesomethingship just started to throw more mixed signals

[Kisa is trying 🍉 @ OoT + Bravely @QTA_CBA]

well well well

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Court is adjourned. Security, take this man to the past to play these shitty games that suck ass.

[day @hyuawa]

when u met the love of ur life but it’s long distance

[Liam E. G. @Liam_E_G]

You're probably right, but I can't think about that right now. I have to figure out how to get out of here. (Camera pans over my shoulder and player controls are re-enabled)

[Jackson @tree_bro]

*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

(gets on one knee) I want to spend the rest of my life looking at my phone next to you

[Neet @neet_sol]

unemployed mfs are like damn i gotta watch sopranos and scroll twitter today

[cali @caliispunk]

Thank you for the reminder Siri

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

They’re called “a foid” because we can’t “a foid” to take them on dates anymore!

[HowlingNorbit @HowlingNorbit0]

My favorite part about instagram is how you can open the app and the first thing you see is a nigga blasting ropes on one of those delivery robots

[Ch4rl13 @milktst]

Big boss is a good guy, just look at his metal gear 2 speech

[𝓓𝖗. 𝓥𝖔𝕏 𝓞𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖎 ᴹᴰ 👁️‍🗨️ @Vox_Oculi]

The classic Zelda CD-i game Link: The Faces of Evil can now be played with NVIDIA DLSS 5!

[JOE GLEASON @J0EGLEAS0N]

Fruit in the ass! It changed it wrote fruit in the ass