Wayne

I am a boring introvert. Father to 2. Love Cape Town. 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

@stellenmac @remax Bring back the death penalty

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

Bring back the death penalty

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

Are you people taking the piss, @AssupolLife? Reply STOP if you are.

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

I have an idea. Who is in charge of Bolt in Cape Town?

[Cape {town} Etc @CapeTownEtc]

Ride-hailing giant Bolt has shut down a rooftop LED billboard trial on its Cape Town vehicles after the City of Cape Town issued a formal legal notice ordering it to stop. #bolt #rooftopads #RoadSafety https://t.co/fewHWYcjAH

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

@ShellsPemBroke @RoryPetzer Technically a vibrator for your other orifice

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

@cpt_depression_ @RoryPetzer Worst place for a catscan is in a cat

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

Still the slowest ever

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

The slowest @McDonalds_SA in South Africa must be Cavendish Square

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

@DunderMifflinAS How the turntables...

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

@grok show me a design for my fire place

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

@TheTruthPanther Bring back public executions

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

Is it just me, or does this platform seem more and more like LinkedIn?

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

NFT's for your feet.

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 THE SNEAKER MARKET JUST COLLAPSED - AND NOBODY KNOWS WHY

A sneaker shop owner says the entire market “died overnight.” And the numbers are insane:

• Shoes that were $500–$600 now won’t move at $300
• Jordan 1s sitting for $90
• Dunks and GRs gathering dust
• Even HEAT priced under retail isn’t selling
• Yeezys - once the safest resale shoe on earth - are tanking everywhere

He straight-up asks:

“Does anyone wanna explain why shoes are literally just dying right now?”

And the weirdest part?
Nobody’s selling OR buying - the whole ecosystem is frozen.

Something broke but nobody can agree on what.

What REALLY killed the sneaker market - the economy, the hype dying… or is the whole resale game finally collapsing?

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

The slowest @McDonalds_SA in South Africa must be Cavendish Square

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

Still looks like the Legend 50.

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

CHAMPIONS! IT’S OFFICIAL! I am proudly part of the Toyota family!

Your Minister of Champions has joined forces with @ToyotaSA one of their brand new ambassadors!

You’ll see me driving all over the country in the beautiful beast that is the Toyota Hilux DC Legend 55!

A brand new magnificently delicious studio in which to address the country from!

I AM SO EXCITED!

Full story here: https://t.co/PzMdg3taJ4

❤️🇿🇦🏆

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

Me too person in front of me. Me too.

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

@hennie_booboo @cpt_depression_ @neochanel_ Technically not hot....

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

New marketing idea loading....

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

@mrcraigharding I would say to add almost black to the cavities/crevices

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

@askash Where did they get that floor tile? I need that for a project (crazy paving) for outside (Cape Town area). Please send details if you can get it.

[Wayne @wayne_hands_on]

....until my money runs out (next week)...

[captain depression @cpt_depression_]

I know it’s Tuesday, but I have to say, I’m very close to selling everything, buying a banjo and moving into a shack on the South Coast until my money runs out and then strolling into the sea.