waldo the weedwalrus

your friendly neighborhood space pirate

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@Kleinberg2013
blazing. with. vargas.

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thc tastes like home

[moody monday @mdob11]

'Siri, am I an alcoholic?', I whisper into my burrito.

[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

teacher: why are your eyes red?
me: allergies
teacher: allergic to what?
me: that dank kush
teacher: hell yea
me: hell yea

[chris @BassoonJokes]

hello Sears? yes id like you to connect me with the head of your katana department. no? ok, then anyone in your katana dept will do.. what?

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can zombies get pregnant

*passes blunt to the left*

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@weedwalrus you guys are no fun

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20 favs and i wip my walrus dick out in front of teachur

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@CONSPIRACYPlCS @neonxanss lol that's because we shit ourselves when we die

an average of 21 grams of shit

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@DenLuperkal joooooooooooob

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@hugsfromhood thats fucking sick man

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@DillDoes how about walrus

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@FunnyFmIs @BanksyOfficiaI
haha yeah right she'll never look this luscious

[BA$ED JIMMY @YAABOIJIMMY]

After you take a fat dab

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

[at NASA headquarters] wow yeah cool rockets dude awesome... [i lean in and whisper] so whats it like to jack off up there, out in space

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@SkyDoesMinecraf
the butthole you say? that'll be $5

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@SoUnusuaIFacts
my laugh is absolutely charming thank you very much

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@factwalrus
come at me you sexy bitches

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@NYPD60Pct @nyaquarium @NYPDnews
and then we had the craziest orgy EVER