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@erikengheim @BethAceto @mschultz7 People in America who claim to be the most Christian, act the least Christ like.

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@DopeyMcGeee @BertoDolarinho @DisneyD23 Probably Mighty Boosh.

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Thank you all. You are the finest crew in the fleet.

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

It is finished.

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

We’re finally going to see a Musk product in self-driving mode.

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@Rrhain @TonyBinns @CannataElaine @Angry_Staffer Well not “anything.” Trade agreements, reconciliation bills, judicial noms aren’t filibustered.

For other bills if the Senate Rs who filibuster they will be showing their true colors to their constituents for the ‘24 election.

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@TonyBinns @CannataElaine @Angry_Staffer Manchin voted against the D majority 6.9% (57 times) last Congress (117th) and Sinema did the same to the tune of 3% (25 times). If bill avg. holds in next 2 congresses a 51 D Senate passes 64 more bills over 2yrs. if R’s don’t filibuster. ref. Probulica: https://t.co/76A4Wq9c5s

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Man I don’t know anything about kidney dialysis. I’m not sure why I’m calling these shots @california

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@david_etheredge @dataandpolitics Please tweet at every percent of the vote counted that she’s losing.

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@SondraThorsland @madmaxbr5 @cbouzy 52% left to report in AZ. 2 major urban areas still to come in. Seeing a rural county like Cochise bottom right go blue is a really good sign.

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@RavenousBull @brianduffytweet @LamorneMorris Traction Ave. Arts District in LA. I did 2 years in that building.

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@sherlockIamnot @Asperama1 @Acyn It’s a bit of a read but ballotpedia might be helpful. It’s even hard for us Americans to stay up on all the House races -

https://t.co/X63KhTh5Qi

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@JonnyCruzzz Will you ever wear fedoras with such frequency again?

[The Cap Is a Myth @The_Cap_is_Fake]

@PleaseBeGneiss Comedy is when it's clearly labeled. That's how you know when to laugh

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@HeheWaitWhut

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@Neighblog @mikesaunders @silvernailsea @AmericanFietser You’re welcome. Also note Spirit Halloween has become a meme in at least 2 ways: 1) if a famous building will be unoccupied then the meme is that it’s already a Spirit Halloween 2) they sell basic costumes that for copyright reasons need to be named something generic (see photos)

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@Neighblog @mikesaunders @silvernailsea @AmericanFietser Spirit Halloween is a chain of Halloween specific costume and decorations stores. It’s a seasonal business so the business finds empty retail box stores to occupy in the weeks leading up to Halloween then the chains disappear until next year.

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@zmann The SEC would need to approve before the deal is officially closed.

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Things are about to get weird.

https://t.co/6NgM3YYHA5

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@MohanadElshieky Every comedian agrees that “prop comedy” is the peak comedy form.