Chris Weir

I’ve been told I can be a bit much.

[Chris Weir @weirsy]

@gas_biz Probably silently acknowledge their right to free speech and move on with my life.

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@RealDGunn

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

Nick Sirianni getting the Eagles ready to play every week:

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@TheCinesthetic Michael Keaton

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@TheCinesthetic Elsa

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@thedailybeast Shocker

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I’ll never get comfortable with the number of comedy fans I talk who have never heard of Sam Kinison. He was certainly of a specific time.

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@Ashy_slashee My top three are The Flamingo Kid, Johnny Dangerously, and Vision Quest

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@Feinsand @MLBNetwork @MLB You are TK’s best guest.

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@CoyDavidsonCRE Yes

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@pdevlin11 @lesliegudel @Pirates You should go and sit next to @RochesRWinners. His kids are magnets.

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@rickygervais 3 quid doesn’t even get you an ice cream anymore.

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@IAmClintMurphy Is there one for when you’re explaining something to someone who is nodding along in agreement when you know they’re not really understanding at all?

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@hellinoisdotcom @SirajAHashmi NO WE’RE NOT GONNA PLAY FKING STONEHENGE

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@bjwmcnulty47 @libsoftiktok BAM!

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@lawyer4SMBs ACCOUNTING.

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@ThatEricAlper Probably the one in my backyard.

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Incredible

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

OMG!!!! This is fucking genius!

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@kwags_72 @Super70sSports Weird that you’d comment on this.

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@BigQadi