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I’m a big name in deep space

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If you need a soundtrack on the way to vote, or a distraction from existential dread, @Caseybates @yurizane @Scottyweebs and I are proud to release American Fail.

Love to Dan Sandshaw @equalvision @johnnyminardi @mxpx and @ImJakeLong. Let’s fucking go!

https://t.co/3pQigynODt

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@Massawyrm 31:55 into Doctor Strange. “I cannot lead another gifted student to power only to lose him to the darkness.” We learn in Endgame that she already knew Strange would be the Sorcerer Supreme. She’s not conflicted about Strange, she’s talking about fucking Mordo, right?!?

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@AGuyNamedGabe @Fail_American I will need to figure that out! I didn’t realize it was down 🤔

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@johnnyminardi @EChuckinCharge hahahah don’t out me MINARDI

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@onuhh @Fail_American name taken puns in the year of our lord 2020 I love it

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@gr8whitebison “dismal,” which was quite ironic in hindsight. but I won the spelling bee the next year and went to the state championship where I yelled MORTAL KOMBAT into the microphone when I got a word I couldn’t spell. true story. it was 1993 and I was a huge dork.

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@heardbefore oh my god

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@billydzane 🤣🤣🤣

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@BobbyBlakeM @BenKosciuk LETS FUCKIN GOOOO

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@BenKosciuk good grief you guys are killing me today 😭 so thankful and happy you like the record 🙏🏻

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@jared_w_bowers @GatsbysAmerican @moneypitmusic @Fail_American my man. this means the world to me. love you.

[American Fail @Fail_American]

it’s important that we spend the rest of our lives marginalizing the racists and fascists and pizzagate fucking losers who came out of the woodwork the past four years. even the seemingly-not-as-bad casual folks who were okay being in the same tent as these weirdos. fucking dorks

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@jeffywolfe @caseybates @YuriZane @scottyweebs @equalvision @johnnyminardi @mxpx @ImJakeLong 🙌🏻

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If you need a soundtrack on the way to vote, or a distraction from existential dread, @Caseybates @yurizane @Scottyweebs and I are proud to release American Fail.

Love to Dan Sandshaw @equalvision @johnnyminardi @mxpx and @ImJakeLong. Let’s fucking go!

https://t.co/3pQigynODt

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[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

The president is lying right now. Over and over and over.

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OH. MY. GOD.

[A$AP Hockey @Tynell]

@realDonaldTrump

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tom hanks and oprah and the rest of the satanic child-smuggling ring breathe a deep sigh of relief as biden crosses 270

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@scottyweebs @billydzane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t

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@billydzane @KMGMT hahahah I’m so amused he thought that was gonna work. that he thought any of this nonsense was gonna work. it would be less amusing if it had worked, but everyone is just laughing at him and it makes me so happy

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that’s... that’s not how this works... that’s not how any of this works

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (which won’t allow legal observers) the State of Georgia, and the State of North Carolina, each one of which has a BIG Trump lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Michigan if, in fact,.....

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@KMGMT @billydzane Hahaha I am fucking dying how is this real life