Republicans in congress cowering under their desks as violent men roam the hallways finally understand what they've put every school kid in America through.
What do you get when you cross two gas giants? A cosmic kiss!
Jupiter and Saturn will meet in the southwestern sky after sunset on December 21. The two planets haven’t appeared to be this close since 1623.
Photo: Pete Lawrence
Watch this remarkable confrontation between a former Australian Prime Minister, Malcolm Turnbull, and Paul Kelly, editor-at-large for one of Murdoch's key properties, The Australian. The subject is climate change and the Murdoch empire's disastrous legacy.
Those who have stayed inside, wore masks in public, and socially distanced during this entire pandemic are the same people who are used to doing the whole group project by themselves
2020 is gonna be a synonym for "crazy" for the rest of time:
"Yo, my man over there is a little...you know...2020."
"I gained control of the car for a moment, your honor, and then things went 2020."
"I was alive in 2020. That shit was 2020."