Ike Merhmantraut

Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty

[RoundChibben @Chibben_Fren]

After Star Wars, Halo is the other “I can’t believe they managed to blow it” franchise

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

The entire B-plot of the movie is a guy running around a quarry with dual 1887s

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Lindsey Graham’s main Mossad handler gives a wistful sigh as he erases two terabytes of blackmail material

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

> Japan lost
> Germany lost
> Italy didn't show up
> Europe doesn’t have Air Conditioning

Welcome to 1945.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Report: Female cop shoots Jewish rabbi outside Pornhub office in Canada while hiding from Marxist gunman who killed immigrant officer named Mohamed
https://t.co/0XOk1IBVbG

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

There is no bond like that of a fat guy and his beloved Diet Coke

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Every man under 170 pounds will be shot come Fat Dude July

[@HeyRatty @HeyRatty]

Sullivan’s Tap, Canal St., Boston

[Zak🗣️💪🍼💜 @ZakKondratenko]

Star Wars day…I often laugh about that bit in Superbad where the cops are playing lightsabers and Bill Hader asks McLovin “you know Yoda? From Attack of the Clones?”

[Jake | A Cool Youth Pastor | #BridgerBrigade @VigilantesSaber]

The most important part about KOTOR 2 isn’t that it deconstructs the premise of Star Wars. It’s that, after doing so, it reconstructs AND affirms that exact same message.

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

POV it’s Friday afternoon in 2005

[Accurate @AccurateThinger]

George Lucas: ok so in this scene nothing happens

John Williams:

[Uncle Scam @markaprovost]

The vast majority of Americans under 50 fantasize about this every single hour tbh

[Best of Star Wars @bestofstarwar]

Flashback to 2000. The first leaked photo of Hayden Christensen in costume on the studio lot in Australia.

[u m a m i @u_m_a_m_i]

We created consciousness everyone

[Richard Fitzwell @CBSDickFitzwell]

Bruins

[NazoServantArk (Long Live The Star Wars EU!) @ArkNazo]

I always say The Last Jedi is the Lazy Man's KotOR 2, it believes it's nuanced, deep, and revolutionary when ideas like it have already been done. 😅

[YungJunko @YungJunko]

OG covers vs Legends reprint

[Riley Goodside @goodside]

The elites don’t want you to know this, but you can use Google’s stapler. You can borrow Google’s umbrella. You can have a sip of Google’s water. You can have two of Google’s fries.