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[Tim Farron @timfarron]

Tomorrow we’ll have 100+ MPs trying to speak (most for a rushed minute or two) during a ludicrously curtailed, hasty debate with hundreds more voting, and I just don’t think we’ve remotely considered this unspeakably serious issue in this kind of depth. We must reject this.

[Wingers @wingerstweets]

@lukemaldeni Think it was a misjudged play for the Liverpool job

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Reckon I don't eat or drink a single thing grown by farmers on this island

Pizza - ITALY
Kebabs - TURKEY
Curry - VARIOUS
Burgers - USA
Tea - INDIA
Madri Excepcional Cerveza de Madrid - SPAIN

Cram it, Wurzel. Put your hand in your pocket.

[Wingers @wingerstweets]

@theribman Is there a standard time you put the sauces on sale each week? Want to get my old man some holy f*ck but it's always sold out when I look

[Wingers @wingerstweets]

@GlennHodls Most Dyche
Least Arteta

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@Aestheticunt Or ever will. One of a kind

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

interesting 3,000 word diatribe on why you don't like Oasis mate, but have you considered that the gigs might be a laugh

[Tom @t_manning92]

Imagine being lucky enough for this to happen to your club. The gift of sweet release. Finally free to live life

[Wingers @wingerstweets]

@Aestheticunt Incredible

[DonnieAndMooie @DonnieAndMooie]

@FootballCliches @D_C_W @CDEccleshare

Remember this? Sensationally accurate

[Wingers @wingerstweets]

Even if we ignore the fact he's been called out for lying about this already, £2,000 between 2 people over a 4 year period is a bargain to have functioning public services

[Wingers @wingerstweets]

@Aestheticunt Saw an athletic article earlier + Benjamin Sesko

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@Aestheticunt Slovenia

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@WHU_Analytics @AnalyticsUtd_ What do you think the future holds for Potts, Downes, Earthy?

[Wingers @wingerstweets]

What an ad

[Wingers @wingerstweets]

@Dixoid Just a coincidence I'm sure

[Wingers @wingerstweets]

This Leverkusen team are 100% on PEDs

[Martin @NewAgeBoxingUK]

Britain's first qualified solicitor and boxer.

Which is completely irrelevant, because what really matters is he has the best fucking boxing moniker I have EVER seen. Oscar 'De La Lawyer' McCracken.

Move over Steve 'Young brother of Stephane' Jamoye, there's a new main event.

[BBC Wales News @BBCWalesNews]

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