Cucker Tarlson #DontBeAFuckingCockOnTheInternet

Came for the comedy. Stayed for the vitriol. Rabble-rouser.

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@Acyn Stephen Miller saying someone's brain doesn't work, after he short circuited on live TV, is fucking wild.

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@RepNancyMace The community note is doing work

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@StephenM History isn't supposed to support one side or the other. The fact that you think it should always paint the US in a positive manor is telling.

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@LauraBabcock Entrance fees for tourists? Wtf? This isn't Disneyland.

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@RossKneeDeep 🙋‍♂️ This is what I think happened. Trump tried to rig 2020, but Biden won because they underestimated how many votes to add for Trump. This explains why he claimed 2020 was rigged. Then, in 24, they rigged it by many more votes so they would come out on top.

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@thevivafrei @GavinNewsom Where did he mention Trump?

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@RepMTG Ain't that the pot calling the kettle black?

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@EllBenny @PhinPhil @jgriffaz_ @samstein That would require the ability for introspection and rational thought. These clowns are just parrots, regurgitating whatever shit comes out of Trump's mouth.

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@EmeraEwalt @PhinPhil @jayacoop @samstein Him and the gerbil in his rectum

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@theberschtones @Angry_Staffer Tbf, all these doughy old white dudes look the same

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@Dexter__Wright @Angry_Staffer If he is, I'm 6'5" 190

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@offmedz2k1 @hattchback A used one, and one with holes in it

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@LSU_ME @BraddrofliT I'm like 95% sure this is photo shopped

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@Derpetology101 @JustTheFacts_68 @realDonaldTrump Yes ma'am 🫡

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@JustTheFacts_68 @Derpetology101 @realDonaldTrump I mean, his handle is "Derp." I honestly didn't expect him to be intelligent enough to comprehend pain English.

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@Angry_Staffer He's a dunce

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@WhiteHouse First of all, Trump isn't remotely that muscular. Second, red lightsabers are indicative of the Sith.

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@JoeyMannarinoUS @JDVance Maybe pissing into your own mouth damaged your brain

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@zathiadragon @AnatoliUkraine @joncoopertweets Missing context. She suggested it for 1 particular church in Stockholm, called Seamen's church. She suggested to make the church a safe harbor for sailors of all faiths to take solace and be able to pray.

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@lynderlucy @kaoticanomaly @Trumpcrazytrain @CalltoActivism 2 weeks? Like the infrastructure bill? Or the Healthcare bill? Hold your breath until then.