Liz White

lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

[pj @pjayevans]

haha that is awesome. Hey do you mind if I speak next

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[amir! @groovisphere]

graphic design is illegal now i think

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Americans Take Day Off From Looking For Work https://t.co/ed64U5kZrN

[JP @jpbrammer]

making "if you even care..." my professional email signature

[Liz White @wizlight_]

@sitaradidi ok listen there is a solve!! woman-owned and run business called Bagnet makes adorable little magnetic bag tags that hang your purse up anywhere u go https://t.co/3EyiLfuCwe

[Liz White @wizlight_]

@sitaradidi @nihnightmare Get a Bagnet queen!! https://t.co/3EyiLfuCwe

[angel @angelmendoza___]

your honor what my client really needs is a femininomenon

[Liz White @wizlight_]

@thatredvelvet_ Whereabouts are you? We’re driving around looking for a place to see them!

[dramatickles @dramatickles]

Procreate is a crazy name tbh. drawing app called Fuck

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

they should invent a way out that isn’t through

[monk @mechanical_monk]

POV you live in Lisbon. you've had 8 or 10 drinks. it's 3 am. you're trying to go home

[H @kuchnaisamjha]

If you marry a yapper, the talking stage never ends

[🗣️ BUY FOUR STARS BY JOEL GOLBY @joelgolby]

did a little photoshop job on fiverr over the weekend and just got an e-mail saying i'm "going to be beheaded"?? any lawyers on here

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

dreams are fun because I go to sleep a full-grown adult then spend 8 hours terrorized by my high school locker combination

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Fun bit of info: for every stupid sign you see, there was a stupider person who did it/asked about it

[e @mourniversary]

“im at my clits end”

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

what i want for dinner does not exist yet