John Watson

SRE at @planetscaledata | he/him

@[email protected]

[memenetes @memenetes]

Kubernetes is straightforward to understand and use. The same team using Kubernetes:

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

You know how dogs resemble their owners?

I’m noticing something similar with how startup employees tweets mimic their CEO’s

[John Watson @wizputer]

@enisoc @PlanetScale @brianmmdev @AVaidyanatha 7 TODO and 1 WARNING 😉

[John Watson @wizputer]

@fatih Made the mistake of saving about $400 USD on new set of normal tires. If these tires actually last 40k miles, they'll end up being more expensive due to efficiency loss.

[Verónica ✨ @maria_fibonacci]

Matt is my team mate & he is brilliant, don't miss his talk. There will be a Q&A section ✨
Related blog post: https://t.co/6kmsBsPxFY

[David Amador 🐙 @DJ_Link]

this is how we installed multi floppy disk software in the 90s, exactly like this.

[Kelly Sommers @kellabyte]

I love reading the Planetscale posts like these

https://t.co/wzpYpuiPA3

[Frances @fr4nnyp4ck]

My first blogpost on https://t.co/qAPv0SPu0M is out 🥳https://t.co/Mu378YtpHt

[John Watson @wizputer]

@samkottler @samlambert if they only used a Blockchain... 🙃

[Sam Curry @samwcyo]

More car hacking!

Earlier this year, we were able to remotely unlock, start, locate, flash, and honk any remotely connected Honda, Nissan, Infiniti, and Acura vehicles, completely unauthorized, knowing only the VIN number of the car.

Here's how we found it, and how it works:

[John Watson @wizputer]

@lorenc_dan @EnvoyProxy how do we get our hands on these images?

[The American Caliban @substitute]

Do they know what this phrase means?

[Jonah Brucker-Cohen @coinop29]

“Babel” sculpture is amazing by Cildo Meireles, features 100s of working analog radios all tuned to different stations.

[John Watson @wizputer]

@ywxwy pretty much what he's said the goal has been, but not sure how he thought it would deter the parody stuff 🤷

[John Watson @wizputer]

@ScannerFremont Welcome! Here's dashcam footage as well 😬
https://t.co/af1zyDZvzn

I talked with bicyclists afterwards while waiting for the cops. They had no idea he came up behind them like that.

[John Watson @wizputer]

@ScannerFremont he lost control swerving around a car, very narrowly missing a pair of bicyclists, and then crashed into the Bank of America

[John Watson @wizputer]

@ywxwy @TIMD0UG

[John Watson @wizputer]

@skottler @jordw for some reason your avatars make my brain stutter when skimming my timeline